Uhm...maybe just slow with the up take. BTW, how's things going? I'm in the middle of cleaning out my garden and it sucks to think that soon, too soon, it's going to be freezing here.
Hey..I hope you had a great b-day. BTW I didn't think you were being rude: "Hey I checked that post for rudeness, I didn't mean my volume but the speaker ones" I just had a mental image of that vid blarring on your screen.
I'll do it only if you want your eyeballs burned out of their sockets, doll.
LOL, Anyways, have a wonderful birthday and don't do anything i wouldn't do(which, by the way is nothing). Have a drink on me and perhaps some day i can have the honor of buying you one in person.
I called you a doll because you are one. That was one of my pop's favorite terms of endearment, and i picked it up because he was one of those really slick cats from the 50's and i still want to be like him when i grow up.
Thanks for the compliments, doll. You're quite the looker yourself. No wonder you're so popular. You ought to start your own fan club. That'd be pretty amusing.
That works, but you do need looks too, dear. You know, the ones i dont seem to have lately. So did you chew your son's ass for whatever he did that you had to intervene in?
I can take or leave automatics. It basically depends on the car(for me anyways). And as for trying, they don't come beating down my apartment door ya know. Besides, i live in Florida and the pickings are very slim.....unless you like crack-heads and junkies then theres more than enough to go around
The old codgers in this country wouldn't put up with any sort of skin like that. Hell this country gets so anal and PC about stuff they cover up the cover of Cosmopolitan at the stores sometimes
You can get the Sun here but it's only at certain specialty book stores, and i think it's basically a watered down edition. I've thumbed through them before, but not lately.
Nope. No page 3 girls in the papers here. I'm soooooo deprived, right? Your messages are getting longer. Thats ok, i don't mind. In fact, if you want, here's my real e-mail address:
And yes, it's a nickname i've had since 8th grade. We came upon a political rally once when we(my friends and i) were out bike riding. It was for congressman Chris Smith of NJ. Well, my friends got a shitload of free bumper stickers and cut the "Smith" part off and plastered them all over everything i owned at the time. Hence the 'congressmanchris' in my e-mail addy.
I glad i could cheer you up some. And you can curse in front of me anytime you want. I'm congenial like that. Oh, yeah tell the anuses around you i said to quit fucking with you or else. Don't make me come over there and stomp somebody's ass.
So it seems you've got problems with authority figures, huh? You really need to quit kicking the shit outta the cops.....they'll win it everytime, dear
Fuuny thing is, i did a month in county lockup for driving while my license was suspended...but never for the bar fighting, public drunkedness, etc. And i never got a DUI either. Go figure, huh?