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  • Scovie
    Scovie
    I heard a bus full of lawyers drove off a cliff the other day with one seat empty. Damm shame.
    texas blues
    texas blues
    Dude 1: Lawyers are assholes. Dude 2: I find that offensive. Dude 1: Why? Are you a lawyer? Dude 2: No. I'm an asshole.
    Pr0digal_son
    Pr0digal_son
    What's 14" long and dangles in front of an a**hole?

    A lawyers tie.

    In some coal towns south of here,they compensate folks. They pay the utilities or a percentage of them in some communities. I'm guessing there is a way around this without putting more people out of work.
    Patrick Bateman: Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Paul Allen: They're OK. Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of hum...
    sicman
    sicman
    i want a new drug.
    I was sitting in a temple / I was minding my own business / I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass / Then these papist persons plunge in / And they throw me in the dungeon / And they shove a red-hot poker up my ass / Is that considerate? / Is that polite? / And not a tube of Preparation-H in sight!
    Leader of Senate: All fellow members of the Roman senate hear me. Shall we continue to build palace after palace for the rich? Or shall we aspire to a more noble purpose and build decent housing for the poor? How does the senate vote? Entire Senate: f**k THE POOR!
    Gotrox
    Gotrox
    Welcome, fellow independent with libertarian values.
    sicman
    sicman
    fuct the police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Welcome gentle Sir knight, welcome to the Castle Anthrax. GALAHAD: The Castle Anthrax? ZOOT: Yes... oh, it's not a very good name? Oh! but we are nice and we shall attend to your every, every need! GALAHAD: You are the keepers of the Holy Grail? ZOOT: The what? GALAHAD: The Grail -- it is here? ZOOT: Oh, but you are tired, and you must rest awhile. Midget! Crepper! MIDGET and CREPPER: Yes, oh Zoot! ZOOT: Prepare a bed for our guest...
    Customer: Good Morning. Owner: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the National Cheese Emporium! Customer: Ah, thank you, my good man. Owner: What can I do for you, Sir? Customer: Well, I was, uh, sitting in the public library on Thurmon Street just now, skimming through Rogue Herrys by Hugh Walpole, and I suddenly came over all peckish. Owner: Peckish, sir? Customer: Esuriant. Owner: Eh? Customer: 'Ee, ah wor 'ungry-loike! Owner: Ah, hungry! Customer: In a nutshell. A...
    “No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and near fanatical devotion to the Pope! Um, I'll come in again...”
    Wow, you send some people free pods for a review and they won't even answer your pm's sheesh. Thefirekid19 I'm looking at you.
    Scovie
    Scovie
    Lesson: Don't send anything to anyone who has only been here for two weeks and his only 2 posts are asking for stuff.
    muskymojo
    muskymojo
    exactamundo
    spongey600
    spongey600
    hey send me some pods! i will let you know hoe good they are! :P
    You say you want my money You wanna buy you a brand new car You say you love me honey I ain't seen no proof so far
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