LOL, still at it? (Ignoring what she said, and then changed mate to 'bro'
You're from the UK yeah? People from other countries don't get it, plus it doesn't translate via text on forums so well, so we have to play nice with the Americans. They have guns, a lot of them.
The way cricket is played, I bet if there was an american team, they'd all be concealed carrying and not put up with sledging
But anyway, looking forward to what people can come up with using instant noodles, because I can't think of anything interesting. I would just make pad kee mao and call it job done personally, so while tempted to enter the african TD, can't see anything that would get any votes for me here. But I will follow and see if someone does do something amazing (only to lose due to it ending up being a popularity contest anyway). edit: Yeah, that's a 'sledge', but for a 'sledge' to work there has to be a little bit of truth in it.