ASK THE NEXT PERSON ANYTHING ! GAME !

[Masala Mojo]

Who said anything about you being cranky?
Show me a person who is not.

Now you know why the earth is not flat?

 

[pileiton]

Because it matches my sitting region!

I'm having roast beef and cheddar. YUMMY?

 

[paulky_2000]

sounds wonderful!!!

Why hasn't my flight left yet???

 

[Masala Mojo]

Must be to you since you are enjoying it.
How does a well endowed person fart if he is very fat?

 

[paulky_2000]

I don't know....

I'm not fat.

Are we there yet?

 

[pileiton]

Are we where yet?

You are still at the airport so that you can keep up that high post count!!!!!

 

[paulky_2000]

apparently so....

Do you like to fly?

 

[Masala Mojo]

Is it ok to count once flight before they take off?

 

[paulky_2000]

I suppose....

Can I count on leaving soon?

 

[pileiton]

Perhaps. Is that like counting your chickens before they are hatched?

 

[pileiton]

I suppose....

Can I count on leaving soon?

No. We are planning to keep you so distracted that you forget about your flight.

Is that wrong?

 

[paulky_2000]

That would be wrong. However, I'm here!!!

Should I eat now or wait till everyone else wants to go out tonight?

 

[pileiton]

Have something to snack now to ward off hunger pangs.

Do you drink Ski soda?

 

[paulky_2000]

Nope, but I have an entire case of Yuengling lager and black and tan.

Will that do?

 

[pileiton]

I'm in a mood for pop, I'm drinking some mango flavored right now.

Would my turkey burgers hold off your hunger pangs, made with Cholula, chili powder and Mrs. Dash, topped with hot and spicy mustard?

 

[paulky_2000]

Sure!!!

When will you be here?

 

[pileiton]

I'll head to the airport right now and put the burger on a plane ASAP.

Okay?

 

[paulky_2000]

Okay!!

Is it rush hour right now?

 

[pileiton]

It's 5:30. Remember this is coming from O'hare!

Aren't you glad I'm sending you the burger while I stay at home?

 

[Masala Mojo]

Is it veg burger or what?