TBMIEA was... EGGS BENN-ADDICTION
Victoria, British Columbia, Canada
Eggs Benedict
15 years ago, on a grey, dreary, rainy Sunday morning...
Let me back up....
We're friends with a band, (who have since broken up), their name, Swamp MaMa Johnson, a kind of funk, soul, blues thang. Back in the day there was a period of about a summer, we followed SMJ all over the N.W. We would head out from Seattle at 6:30 on a Friday evening, and try to hit Billings MT in time to accost the liquor store, get a hotel, and see their Saturday night show. Next weekend, Astoria OR. etc. etc.. We would find ourselves in muddy county fairground "mosh pits" or little cafe's in downtown Seattle....
Victoria B.C.! Gas up the Caddy cuz we buy gallons here, not liters. Hit the road....
It poured rain the whole weekend, nasty weather... no matter, they had two shows, Fri, and Sat, at The House of Blues. During the day we would go to the Tiger room at the Empress Hotel, go to the Wax museum 20 minutes before closing and talk that dude into letting us "fly through" HA!
So to make a great story shorter...
It was early on a Sunday morning (7:30), hungover from two nights partying like Rock Stars, literally... We need breakfast!
We slosh up the street in old downtown Victoria, no one is open, no one on the streets, no one anywhere. Cj says "Hey Look!, They're open!"
We go in and here's this little tiny place, with 8 or so tables, and an espresso machine, and the owner by himself... (Christi is ready to kiss this guy).
He seats us and asks if we wanted food... I told him that if he could just hook us up with some toast and a normal coffee for me we would be indebted to him for life.
He kind of laughs and grabs a couple paper menus... We start talking to him, and explained our hungover condition... he laughs and says "Well I'll get your coffee and Latte ma'am".
We're looking over the menu, and you wouldn't believe this menu! ALL EGGS BENEDICT! That's it! He gets back with our stimulation in a cup, and asks if we wanted to order.
"We can't decide!!!!" So he pulls up a chair, and we visit, and joke, talk about everything, still unable to decide on which Benedict to order... So finally he laughs and says, "So what do you like?"
We pointed to a couple things, and he says, "Give me a few minutes, I'll just make you breakfast."
Well, needless to say, I will never forget that morning, or breakfast, he made us a Sampler plate of Eggs Benedict!
He didn't want to even charge us! We ended up stashing a $100 (American) under the plate, and a couple Toonies, (Canadian) for a "show" tip on the table.
We walked out of his little cafe around noon...
Here's what he ended up bring out on a platter... "Chef's Choice"
(All recipes from bottom, up)
Royale
English Muffin, Toasted
A Slice of Tillamook Sharp Cheddar
Canadian Bacon (I used Black Forest Ham)
Poached egg
Hollandaise Sauce
Black Olive garnish
The Bavarian
Thick sliced French Bread
Beer and onion boiled Brats, lightly fried to finish
Sautéed, grilled onions
Poached Egg
Onion/Mushroom Country Gravy
Chopped Parsley garnish
Conquistador
English Muffin, toasted
Fried Chorizo Patty
Crumbled Cotija Cheese
Poached Egg
Enchilada Sauce
Grilled Jalapeño
Crumbled Cotija garnish
The Hangtown
Thick Sliced, Toasted French Bread
Sautéed equal parts; Mushrooms, Smoked Oysters, Cut Leaf Baby Spinach at the end. dash of Arbol' chili flakes
Poached Egg
Hollandaise Sauce
Diced Tomatoes
Parmesan/Red Savina Fried Crisp garnish
The Pacific
Thin Sliced, Toasted French Bread
Cream Cheese 'Shmear'
Alder Smoked Pacific N.W. Sockeye
Sliced Avocado
Poached Egg
Hollandaise Sauce
Green onion garnish