food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

[The Hot Pepper]

Okay so your bunker is full of canned fish, pilot crackers, oats, and... paprika.

 

[texas blues]

Okay so your bunker is full of canned fish, pilot crackers, oats, and... paprika.

 
City boy you.
 
I reckon you'd last.
 
About 2 days.
 
Living in the bush.
 
Of Alaska.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Nah, I'll stop at whole foods and get some organic vac packed salmon.

 

[texas blues]

Nah, I'll stop at whole foods and get some organic vac packed salmon.

 
Whole Foods in NYC.
 
Organic Salmon.
 
Now thats some comedy right there.
 
Enjoy paying for it.
 
And cooking it.
 
When your 'lectricity goes off.
 
But you're prepped for that right?

 

[The Hot Pepper]

I'm bringing it to the Alaskan bush! Don't worry it's smoked! I learned from the best prepper!

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

all this prepper talk makes me think, it's been a while since i've checked the dates on some of the less used items in the pantry 
I might be makin some canned albacore tuna melts in the next coupla days here 
 
on another note 'tropical-cowboy-serranos' are amazeballs and i only expect them to get better aging in the fridge 
 
@ TB if you aren't putting fresh pineapple rings or chunks then red onions at the bottom of your pickled B&B penos... your missing out yo !
 
 

 
 

 

[Shorerider]

Me, well, I'm still scratching my head about the oatmeal and canned salmon burgers posted by the guy who criticizes the use of canned green beans. Y'all know him, it's the same guy who hates on everyone elses lettuce but his own. Let's just call him "Cos titties"......

 

[texas blues]

 
 
@ TB if you aren't putting fresh pineapple rings or chunks then red onions at the bottom of your pickled B&B penos... your missing out yo !
 
 

 
 

 
Dammit Jim!
 
I'm a Texan.
 
Not a hippy canner!

 

[texas blues]

Jesus H. Fried Chicken on a crutch.
 
I post a salmon burger.
 
And look what happened.
 
 
I love THP!

 

[texas blues]

Me, well, I'm still scratching my head about the oatmeal and canned salmon burgers posted by the guy who criticizes the use of canned green beans. Y'all know him, it's the same guy who hates on everyone elses lettuce but his own. Let's just call him "Cos titties"......

 
Post your beet root burger.
 
You stinkin' Aussie bastige!

 

[Shorerider]

Post your beet root burger.
 
You stinkin' Aussie bastige!

Sure, here is a similar "beet root burger" without the FRESH greens and FRESH peppers from my garden.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

how many times i gotta complain?...
 Mic's aren't cheap 
Y'all could set that shiz down gently and all like, man.
ain't like mic's were built to be dropped and shit. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 

[Rajun Gardener]

Talk about Da-Railed!!!
 
Kinda like this CAsian Po-Boy meets Bahn Mi fish sandwich. Started with real fish.

 
I made a remoulade with Mayo, dill pickles, horse radish and some of GIP's POW, it came out good enough to lick off of flip flops, 4Reelz. Added some thin sliced cukes too.

Topped that with tomato, fresh made Korean pickled carrots and daikon radish, more remoulade then a fish plank.

Lettuce and cilantro

 
This was a flavor bomb!!!

Didn't last long either.

 

[texas blues]

Shore.
 
RG.
 
Both burger FAIL.
 
 
And I'd eat the hell out of both of 'em.

 

[texas blues]

Here's some real burgers.
 
Cast iron.
 
HEB Thick Jalapeno Bacon.
 
THIIIIICK!!!!
 
Like hot 5'2" blue eyed 140 pound red head thick.
 
That shows up with a bottle of tequila in her right hand.
 
And a bottle of Viagra in her left.
 

 
Now dip some slider buns in the grease.
 
And toast 'em on the comal.
 

 
Throw down some onion slices in the bacon grease.
 
And drop deuces of 80/20 ground beef on 'em.
 

 
Smash 'em and abuse 'em.
 
Slap some colby scheese on 'em.
 

 
Mayo and roma tomatoficate 'em.
 
Pimp 'em with home made.
 
Bread and butter jalapenos.
 

 
Now chairman mao.
 
With extreme prejudice.
 

 
Juicy.
 
Didja' see?
 
All the burger sex splooge on the plate?
 

 
 
Now y'all.
 
Know what to do.
 
Posty up.
 
Share that burger.
 
And love the one you're with.

 

[texas blues]

Cheeseburgers.
 
Again.
 
 

 
I like to be liking green olives.
 

 
This is the hot long haired thick red head.
 
I was telling you about.
 

 
Lord have mercy!
 

 
I love cheeseburgers.
 
And hot red heads.
 
Don't even get me started.
 
On hot blonde womernz.
 
 
 
 
Love the one you're with.

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

Cheeseburgers.
 
Again.
 
 

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I like to be liking green olives.
 
&
 
I love cheeseburgers.
 
And hot red heads.
 
Don't even get me started.
 
On hot blonde womernz.
 
 
 
 
Love the one you're with.

 

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 

 

[texas blues]

 

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 

 
 

 
 
GIP.
 
You don't like cheeseburgers?
 
And green olives?
 
Thats cool and the gang.
 
I have some gay friends.
 
That don't agree with me on some things.
 
Normally about apparel and accessories.
 
But they like blondes and red heads too.
 
Cheeseburgers.
 
And green olives.
 
Even my gay friends.
 
Would say.
 
Your post.
 
Is GAF!

 

[Guatemalan Insanity Pepper]

 
 
GIP.
 
You don't like cheeseburgers?
 
And green olives?
 
Thats cool and the gang.
 
I have some gay friends.
 
That don't agree with me on some things.
 
Normally about apparel and accessories.
 
But they like blondes and red heads too.
 
Cheeseburgers.
 
And green olives.
 
Even my gay friends.
 
Would say.
 
Your post.
 
Is GAF!

i think you misunderstand.
 
 
 I like cheeseburgers, I even like green olives...
But together...
    that's way up there on the weird shit o-meter for me man
 
 I dig the redheads and the blonde womenz too 
 
Never met one that didnt like my burgers either    with NO olives green or otherwise.
 
and who doesn't like Steven Stills or CSNY ?
 
 
 
 
 
 What does any of this burger talk have to do with you and your gay friends ?
I'm confused 

 

[texas blues]

i think you misunderstand.
 
 
 I like cheeseburgers, I even like green olives...
But together...
    that's way up there on the weird shit o-meter for me man
 
 I dig the redheads and the blonde womenz too 
 
Never met one that didnt like my burgers either    with NO olives green or otherwise.
 
and who doesn't like Steven Stills or CSNY ?
 
 
 
 
 
 What does any of this burger talk have to do with you and your gay friends ?
I'm confused 

 
I lied.
 
I don't have any gay friends.
 
But I do love green olives.
 
On cheeseburgers.
 
And have mercy!
 
Blondes and redheads.
 
That is the truth!