The Hot Pepper said:
I was one second away.
From doing that.
And I wanted to.
But the mind struggles.
While the heart suffers.
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I was one second away.
From doing that.
And I wanted to.
But the mind struggles.
While the heart suffers.
Looks delicious anyhow!
The Hot Pepper said:
Muchas gracias senor.
It was fantesticle!
The patty melt is a classic.
But more or less what your mom made.
Between two slices of white bread.
Sometimes toasted.
Sometimes not.
And whatever condiments.
The interwebs say some cat named Tiny invented it.
And made it a diner 'thang.
I doubt that.
I reckon moms did that long before.
A patty melt is still a burger. I got proof. Make a few more and all you will have left is the bread ends. BOOM! Instant bun. A BURGER! That's how burgers were born! Moms thought they gave you the shit bread ends but they invented the burger! 
The Hot Pepper said:A patty melt is still a burger. I got proof. Make a few more and all you will have left is the bread ends. BOOM! Instant bun. A BURGER! That's how burgers were born! Moms thought they gave you the shit bread ends but they invented the burger!
You're got dang right!
asked the wife to smash them burgers. the wife told me to get out of the kitchen. i get what i get. 
good burgers.
good burgers.
Take what you get. win win.
Patty melt.
With grilled pineapple.
Texas sweet onions.
HEB toasted bread.
Swiss.
Mango hab hot sauce.
Black Betty onions.
Core some fresh pina.
And Black Betty some 'rangs.
Smash and rock some 80/20.
You know what to do.
Scheeits goin' down.
Mouth fist it.
Best patty melt of the trilogy here.
THP was right.
Grilled pineapple.
On a patty melt with swiss.
Hobo Jesus.
You better believe!
With grilled pineapple.
Texas sweet onions.
HEB toasted bread.
Swiss.
Mango hab hot sauce.
Black Betty onions.
Core some fresh pina.
And Black Betty some 'rangs.
Smash and rock some 80/20.
You know what to do.
Scheeits goin' down.
Mouth fist it.
Best patty melt of the trilogy here.
THP was right.
Grilled pineapple.
On a patty melt with swiss.
Hobo Jesus.
You better believe!
Woop!
Cut up some red xalapas.
From dear sweet ma's casa.
For a final patty melt.
Rubbed my eye.
Sum of a bitch!!!!!
From dear sweet ma's casa.
For a final patty melt.
Rubbed my eye.
Sum of a bitch!!!!!
don`t cry my man......
there will be more! carry on!
there will be more! carry on!
Last one.
I couldn't help it.
Pina' and burnin' ass eye xalapas.
Drop a patty deuce.
Smash it.
And load it up.
With lots of onions.
'Member that HEB 12 grain bread?
Grill it.
Hit it with swiss.
And splooge rooster mayo on it.
And there you have it.
Sex on a cheapass HEB paper plate.
Still no thumb 'rang.
But I have a Dino doggy.
Thats it.
I turned 1 pound of 80/20 ground chuck.
Into 4 meals.
And it was da' kine food each time.
Some would say.
With the beer flu n' all.
These are very troubled times.
Rightly so.
But screw all that.
I'm still livin'.
Watchoo' got?
I couldn't help it.
Pina' and burnin' ass eye xalapas.
Drop a patty deuce.
Smash it.
And load it up.
With lots of onions.
'Member that HEB 12 grain bread?
Grill it.
Hit it with swiss.
And splooge rooster mayo on it.
And there you have it.
Sex on a cheapass HEB paper plate.
Still no thumb 'rang.
But I have a Dino doggy.
Thats it.
I turned 1 pound of 80/20 ground chuck.
Into 4 meals.
And it was da' kine food each time.
Some would say.
With the beer flu n' all.
These are very troubled times.
Rightly so.
But screw all that.
I'm still livin'.
Watchoo' got?
butta bing
butta bang
Buttafuoco!!!
you da man!
oh yeah..... buttrocket
with pineapple
butta bang
Buttafuoco!!!
you da man!
oh yeah..... buttrocket
with pineapple
Butt rocket is tomorrow!
The Hot Pepper said:
Looks great going in...
Somebody.
Anybody.
For the love of sweet baby Jesus.
Please.
Post a burger up in here!
Anybody.
For the love of sweet baby Jesus.
Please.
Post a burger up in here!
texas blues said:
texas blues said:
Meanwhile you posted 19 patty melts in the wrong thread
I swear.
You can't live with these people.
You can't live with these people.