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Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

Hey y'all looking through the sacred THP scrolls it is apparent that most awesome of foods is sorely neglected. That's right chidren's, I'm talkin' about BURGERS!! Sliders. Pub burgers. Fast food style burgers. Gastro burgers. Cheffy burgers. CHEESEBURGERS!!! Single and double meat. Triple meat. Extreme burgers. Man vs. Food burgers....the list is endless but y'all get the idea.

We won't go into the endless arguments of who created the first hamburger (Fletcher Davis) or what meat qualifies as a burger. Nonetheless....here are the rules for posting in this soon to be awesome thread:

1. Any meat goes. Beef, chicken, pork, lamb, rat, fish. Whatever, hunt it down and kill it with a knife. Its all good and I've included the options other than the traditional beef so all the kids can play in the pool. If its ground and round, its all good.

2. The damn 'thang has to be between 2 slices of bread or bun. White bread. Brioche. Sourdough. English muffin. Whole wheat. Its got to be bready. No wrap crap or wild pizza dough like chingaderra's.

3. Any cooking method goes. Grilled. Broiled. Griddled. Steamed. Deep fried. Zippo lighter.

4. Because I love to ridicule to no end tree hugging granola wimps and hippy's.....
Veggie burgers are all good. Just be prepared for the woe and gnashing of teeth and smack talk that will soon come if you post it. It will be all in fun and all good.

5. You suck at cooking? The only thing that would suck more is if you posted pics of your restaurant burger. For the sake of keeping the comedy rolling...
Any burger you didn't cook or you bought is allowed and is all good. Warning: while allowed, posting pics of BK burgers or their ilk with a splash of tabasco will bring upon you the most ridicule and insults. Even more than a veggie burger!

6. Chile's and/or hotsauce is mandatory on the burger. ON the burger, no crap on the side.

7. Pics are mandatory. No posting about a burger you made or ate without pics. You will suffer extreme ridicule and experience much loathing. Just don't do it.

8. Include a list of condiments and toppings. Mayo. Mustard. Onions. Cheese. Extract of male baboon spermatazoa. Whatever. Post it.

There it is y'all. Can you get down brown with it? Allrighty then...

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Here's mine. Sliders. 80/20 ground chuck from Matador Meat Market, Frisco, Tx. Cooked over fine diced yellow onions in cast iron using the smash technique. Toasted Pepperidge Farm slider buns with mustard, the onions, dill pickle and jalapeno pickle slices. Kraft brand American Plastic Cheese.

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Adult beverages are encouraged in the pics but not mandatory. Dig that awesome cast iron crust sear!

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So bring on your burgers. And that means those damn Aussie's and their stinkin' beet root too!!
 
THAT LOOKS F.ING AWFUL!!!.....















AWFUL DELICIOUS! "WINNING DUH"!

Just had some burger posting pictures soon.


TB: MADE WITH TILLAMOK,CHEESE
 
I'm just dying ovah here! The burgers on this thread are over the top!!!! If y'all got together and opened a burger joint - you could RULE THE WORLD!!!!

But what is done to bacon in these forums is evil genius!!!! Pure inspiration. So wrong that it slapped right and took it's lunch money! :twisted:
 
TB that burger is not orginal............... It's from Badassopilis!
Does the Mayor know you cracked the code to make that shizz!
Stuffed burger stacked in double grilled cheese sammiches stacked with Jalapenos?
I would say "WORD"..... but I think "SENTENCE" would be more applicable.!
 
SMOKED BURGERS WITH FRESH BAKED BUNS:
I used hickory wood chips, but so that it didn't over power the burger I did it hard and fast.
In the buger is whor-she-shire and a blend of jalapenos, habanero, and fresno. While on the grill, I sauted some camini mushrooms. I then sauted some seasoned onions and threw them in mayonaise. I also baked some fresh burger buns, the dough was given to me by my old job.
 
Did you just say......"sautéd some seasoned onions and threw them in mayo.."?????????? (sorry HB...but mayo ROCKS my world....)

i just drowned in my own swoon....
 
TB that burger is not orginal............... It's from Badassopilis!
Does the Mayor know you cracked the code to make that shizz!
Stuffed burger stacked in double grilled cheese sammiches stacked with Jalapenos?
I would say "WORD"..... but I think "SENTENCE" would be more applicable.!

HAH! That's wrightdad's burger. You must be drinking heavily or his avatar punked you. WD FTW!
 
Damn, haven’t been on the site for a day, and all this activity; TB’s crab burgers with awesome crunchy sear with slaw, threats about making “soyrizo burgers” – (what about a portabella burger Jay? ;)), that shrimp burger idea sounds scrumptious, Johnny Cash made an appearance, WD’s colossal colon clogging monster burger – (where is the blinking red light on top so the air planes don’t crash into it? I see your table cloth is missing also, did you have to use it as a bib? lol), HH81/HH81BH the great grandiose couple with their fresh buns and smoked burger (you had me with the fresh buns and the money shot was awesome), H&B, I also got punked (WD your avatar’s messing with us).
Lots of good stuff, I don’t know how many times I had to pick my ass off the floor because I fell out of my chair laughing, you all rock!!!
 
It was all the hubby.... I just post pictures and take care of kids while he cooks....... I love love love it when he cooks...

He's been in the food biz since he was a teenager. (Did I ever tell anyone I don't really like cooking that much, so when I found a Guy that did I had to make sure he didn't go anywhere?)
 
lol, I think my girl has the same idea. She has trouble cooking instameals i.e. frozen dinners. :shh: she need not know I said that.
 
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