food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!

Welcome JwB.
 
New poster burgers and such are always welcome here on THP.
 
Posty up your burger holin' love that we may enjoy it and be entertained por favor!
 
If there ever was a thread to make you hungry, even if you've just eaten 2 whole lambs..... awesome creations everybody!
 
I made my own burgers last night. Just used standard beef mince mixed with a few sauces and seasonings, then pan fried in oil and toasted the buns. No fancy wizardry here, just good old fashioned stick-it-to-ya-health-nazis frying.
 
Ingredients ready to roll. Under NO circumstances you are to forget the booze, one does not simply cook sober, do you understand? Cooking sober is like listening to Bon Jovi on your home theater system with your earplugs in. It's sacrilege. Don't fret, that can is only one of an extended family ;)
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Caramalised onions just about done, basically had them on low heat until they went soft and golden, then chuck in about 2 tablespoon of brown sugar and Balsamic and about 'nother 10-15 mins for the caramalisation to work its magic.
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Load her up baby!
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The fully assembled product. By now I had migrated from cans to bottles. Bloody tops
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The innards, 'scuse the mess but in my defence I was half pissed
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The second burger of the evening. By now my inebriation was really bringing out my creative side. This time it's a BBQ and Caramalised Onion special, with BBQ sauce, cheese, red onions and caramalised onions. Yes, there is cheese there but it's hidden under the meat.
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Lovely goo oozing out. The bottle in the background is now starved of all its fluids.
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next time, I will put some bacon in there and add chipotle hot sauce to it. Despite being half off my tits, this potentially incredible revelation never entered my mind.
 
That looks like mighty fine drunken burger holin'!
 
Sloppy oozy goozy goodness.
 
And I'm 'specially lovin' those onions looooong time.
 
Is it a requirement for Aussies to go to 'Awesomeness school'?

Some sort of 'Greatness Apprenticeship' when you are young?

Holy cow man, nice burger, Awesome post!

I don't see any onions tho, TB must have sucked them right out of the pictures.
 
TB didn't even mind that lettuce. That's how you know it's good! The awesomeness overpowers it.
 
The Hot Pepper said:
TB didn't even mind that lettuce. That's how you know it's good! The awesomeness overpowers it.
 
 
Aussie Power > Hippy Power
 
He can't help but relent.  Then you add a thumb ring like Booma has, and... TB''s...mind...BLOWN. :fire:
 
Great skillet burger, FO. 
I Like that crust you got on the outside.
 
Is that your first food post??
 
You're in the right place, pal. Excellent job.

What else ya got????
 
Those stinkin' Aussie's are like I told y'all.
 
They bring ever 'thang.
 
FO might be noob to THP but he ain't no noob to hot blue and righteous.
 
If'n that's his first burger post.
 
Lord have mercy!
 
That man got game. 
 
And you better b'leed 'dat!
 
:D Thanks TB and all! There is something very rewarding about drunk cooking some real good man food! No more overpriced miniature Big macs for me, homemade all the way baby. I just went to the shops and found some cheeseburger style buns, so excited I almost blew my load mind. Cheeseburger buns + meat+ crapload of cheese + ketchup or BBQ sauce or steak sauce = sex
 
 
Scoville DeVille said:
Is it a requirement for Aussies to go to 'Awesomeness school'?

Some sort of 'Greatness Apprenticeship' when you are young?

Holy cow man, nice burger, Awesome post!

I don't see any onions tho, TB must have sucked them right out of the pictures.
There's certainly onions in there, except it's hidden under the meat  :dance:
 
 
frydad4 said:
Great skillet burger, FO. 
I Like that crust you got on the outside.
 
Is that your first food post??
 
You're in the right place, pal. Excellent job.
What else ya got????
I've posted some pics of my homemade hot wings in the wings thread. Pretty much adapted it from the many Buffalo recipes you see on the interwebz.
 
Just frying the meat gives great results nice crusty outside and juicy cooked inside, no fancy schmanzy juggling between the oven and pan here! 
 
I just thought of the most awesomely awesome thing ever..... make it a double. 2 beef mince patties, 4 slices of cheese, red onion, caramalised onion, BBQ sauce or steak sauce, hot chipotle sauce, 2 layers of bacon. I just clogged my arteries thinking about this heart-unsmart flash of creativity.  :onfire:
 
Full Overcast said:
I just thought of the most awesomely awesome thing ever..... make it a double. 2 beef mince patties, 4 slices of cheese, red onion, caramalised onion, BBQ sauce or steak sauce, hot chipotle sauce, 2 layers of bacon. I just clogged my arteries thinking about this heart-unsmart flash of creativity.
I can't hear you over the LACK OF PICTURES!!!!!! :rofl:
 
FO - your burgers gave me such a craving, that I had (homemade) burgers 3 times last week!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
yea, yea, yea....no pics, but it DID happen!!! They got et before the camera came out!
 
Plus, they had lots o'lettuce on them, and I didn't want a TB ass-whoopin'!   :rofl:
 
Chile Juju said:
FO - your burgers gave me such a craving, that I had (homemade) burgers 3 times last week!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
yea, yea, yea....no pics, but it DID happen!!! They got et before the camera came out!
 
Plus, they had lots o'lettuce on them, and I didn't want a TB ass-whoopin'!   :rofl:
 
No pics needed, TB is predictable. Here's what he would have said.
 
"Throw that lettuce on the ground and I'd chairman mao the hell out of those burgers, chingon* chica!"

*Please note that chingon replaced hot blue & righteous in 2012. 
 
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