food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!
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Jesus Criminy that is a MONSTER!!!
I'd need corrective surgery on my boiger hole after trying to shove that monster in it
Deathtosnails said:
I'd need corrective surgery on my boiger hole after trying to shove that monster in it
But but but...you're an Aussie!
Are you sayin' you can't hang with your Aussie bros?
Say it ain't so and posty up some rebuttal my down under brother!
Gotta' be mo' 'betta than that Amish style nincumpoop known as JayT.
Where'dat mofo's burger at?
Ha ha ha you said butt!
I aint postin no butt up in here
I aint had no boiger for ages. Might just be time...
I aint postin no butt up in here
I aint had no boiger for ages. Might just be time...
Deathtosnails said:Ha ha ha you said butt!
I aint postin no butt up in here
I aint had no boiger for ages. Might just be time...
Please kind sir.
Post one up.
And boiger hole it!
You got fans dontcha' know.
texas blues said:
cheers bro this baby had to be knife and forked, simply had no choice in the matter lol. Don't think I'll be eating for the next 2 days! Finished off the last third today after waking up at midday due to immense drunkeness last night lol
I did one thing to the bacon to make it really really super awesome, anyone wanna guess what I did?
Made sweet, sweet love to it?
Lucky Dog Hot Sauce said:
We know how you make sweet sweet love to a burger. You pineapple hole it.
Lucky Dog Hot Sauce said:
Not exactly in the traditional sense, I'm not one to feast on my own sprog, but I did give that bacon sweet love in a different way...
The Hot Pepper said:
Holy magic 8 balls Batman!
I makin meself a Hawiian Boiger tonight, replete with grilled pineapple holes, I mean rings...
Heya LDHS! When are we gonna get your tatsy sauces down here?! Well? A good time frame would be NOW!!!
F.O. : Was it Sweet Baby Ray's?
Deathtosnails said:
Yup, IGA stock like 5 different kinds of it.
Damn, 24 hours after my near death experience my hunger is coming back.... there is a load of mince in the fridge and 5 burger buns ready to go, how will I write myself off tonight..... in any case, phase 1, getting smashed off the wall high wasted ... is complete
Now for phase 2, fire up the damn stove Encore performance tonight. My appetite came back around 9pm tonight lol, and by a fantastic coincidence, an episode of Mr Bean started just as the burger was plated...
that's it I'm done eating for the rest of the year!!!!!!!!!!
On a related note, I have to say, my phone camera is not too shabby
that's it I'm done eating for the rest of the year!!!!!!!!!!
On a related note, I have to say, my phone camera is not too shabby
You bet your sweet ass I do.The Hot Pepper said:
Now you're speaking my language!Deathtosnails said:
(The language of pineapple hole sweet lovin')
There's a place in HOU that ships international-like. iBurn - they've got all 4!
Pineapple hole lovin'.
You saw it first here y'all.
You saw it first here y'all.
Hope you've got 000 on speed dial F.O. I wonder what the ambos would do in case of Burger O.D.? "Quick, get me 2 liters of beer and a packet of durries! He's going into shock!" lol
Here's the Hawaiian type boiger I had fer dinner. Photo skills were on autopilot as I was drunk and could nae be foogled cause I was hungry and we'd (NZ Allblacks) just won the Rugby vs Australia.
Ham, patties and pineapple rings. Tasty cheese slices were added to the patties not long after this pic
The sauce on the top bun is Franks Red Hot. I wanted a simple tangy sauce. Next time I'd go something sweet and spicy.
A lot of the juices at the bottom are from the pineapple as I hacked my way through the burger with a blunt rusty spoon
I wonder what the ambos would do in case of Burger O.D.? "Quick, get me 2 liters of beer and a packet of durries! He's going into shock!" lolHere's the Hawaiian type boiger I had fer dinner. Photo skills were on autopilot as I was drunk and could nae be foogled cause I was hungry and we'd (NZ Allblacks) just won the Rugby vs Australia.
Ham, patties and pineapple rings. Tasty cheese slices were added to the patties not long after this pic
The sauce on the top bun is Franks Red Hot. I wanted a simple tangy sauce. Next time I'd go something sweet and spicy.
A lot of the juices at the bottom are from the pineapple as I hacked my way through the burger with a blunt rusty spoon
That golden brown pineapple's got my mouth waterin' along with the melty scheeze.
The burger looks dang juicy and the texture is gorgeous.
Boiger hole me!!!
The burger looks dang juicy and the texture is gorgeous.
Boiger hole me!!!
Yup, ham, patty cheese x2
Hawaiian is pineapple and SPAM not ham, but I'll let it slide 