I swear that guy looks like a clean shaven John Passow.
food Burgers? Hell Yeah!!
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Nice maillard crust on them burgers even without cast iron.
And I'm lovin' the scheeze schmeltinessess.
Seeing yer' pics Jay is pure torture!
2 more weeks to go before I can get my cheeseburger on!
And I'm lovin' the scheeze schmeltinessess.
Seeing yer' pics Jay is pure torture!
2 more weeks to go before I can get my cheeseburger on!
After reading some of these posts, I don't want to post mine. I feel like a horse just walked up to use the urinal next to me
impending_bending said:
Yeah.
I do that some times.
Hey y'all,
I've had my burger jones on for a while now but I like to be liking all 'thangs in moderation these days when it comes to beef and dead animal carcass in general. I don't get to eat a real burger 'til next week. So what to do?
After much thought, wringing of hands, woe, and gnashing of teeth, I give you this...
A dadgum black bean veggie burger.
Canned black beans, drain & rinsed.
Cooked quinoa.
Cilantro.
Garlic.
Corn.
Fresno chile.
1 egg.
Kosher salt.
Not shown is rolled oats that I added after mixing as the it was a little too loose and wet.
Here 'tis after adding the oats. I was tasting it along the way and DAMN if it don't taste dern' guud!
(I'm looking at this stuff and wham! Deja vu! I've seen this stuff before but where? Oh yeah, I 'member now. The baff'room.)
No description needed here.
I toasted up a couple whole wheat slider buns on the comal, schmeared with just a leetle bit of olive oil mayo, sliced red onion, and tomato.
In my haste to rip into these baby's I completely farmed the cheese I was going to put on 'em but guess what? They didn't need it. In fact these were so guud that I started hallucinatin' n' sheeit about going off and getting my 'sef arrested for climbing a Russian oil platform.
So there you have it y'all.
I done gone 'n did it and posted a damn veggie burger.
It's allowed in the rules. Look it up!
I am ready to accept much smack talk and ridicule now.
I've had my burger jones on for a while now but I like to be liking all 'thangs in moderation these days when it comes to beef and dead animal carcass in general. I don't get to eat a real burger 'til next week. So what to do?
After much thought, wringing of hands, woe, and gnashing of teeth, I give you this...
A dadgum black bean veggie burger.
Canned black beans, drain & rinsed.
Cooked quinoa.
Cilantro.
Garlic.
Corn.
Fresno chile.
1 egg.
Kosher salt.
Not shown is rolled oats that I added after mixing as the it was a little too loose and wet.
Here 'tis after adding the oats. I was tasting it along the way and DAMN if it don't taste dern' guud!
(I'm looking at this stuff and wham! Deja vu! I've seen this stuff before but where? Oh yeah, I 'member now. The baff'room.)
No description needed here.
I toasted up a couple whole wheat slider buns on the comal, schmeared with just a leetle bit of olive oil mayo, sliced red onion, and tomato.
In my haste to rip into these baby's I completely farmed the cheese I was going to put on 'em but guess what? They didn't need it. In fact these were so guud that I started hallucinatin' n' sheeit about going off and getting my 'sef arrested for climbing a Russian oil platform.
So there you have it y'all.
I done gone 'n did it and posted a damn veggie burger.
It's allowed in the rules. Look it up!
I am ready to accept much smack talk and ridicule now.
Nice one JHP but tho' that lettuce on the ground!
And Jay if you want to have some laughs and real fun with mrs. JayT, throw some corn in the toilet tank.
Its great comedy when you hear the toilet flush and hear the screams coming from teh baff'room.
And Jay if you want to have some laughs and real fun with mrs. JayT, throw some corn in the toilet tank.
Its great comedy when you hear the toilet flush and hear the screams coming from teh baff'room.
JayT said:
Put the corn in the tank.
When she flushes the corn will pop out.
She'll freak since she'll know that she hasn't been eating any corn.
We used to prank each other at the fishing lodge in Alaska all the time.
This one was a favorite for FNG's.
Much obliged Penny and Essi.
Once you get away from all the fat, the salt, sugar, and processed junk, its surprising how good healthy eating can be.
