Can you do it? Make sense of 3 words

[Rymerpt]

In these parts syphilis travels like wildfire and burns hotter than capsaicin.

Tarantula, mayo, eyedrop

 

[Rymerpt]

Eyedrop mayo on da big aranya I think he tarantula.

Yikes, dentures, decoration

 

[ahayastani]

Yikes, the flayer used the victims' dentures as wall decoration.


Taxi, cannibal, rabbit

 

[Tinkerbelle]

The cannibal rabbit turned rabid and ate the taxi driver

throw sky penguin

 

[Rymerpt]

I wanted to try and bounce a Frisbee off my buddies head, but the penguin shaped cloud in the sky threw off my concentration.

Bacon g-string vicks

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Her name was Bacon, she wore a g-string and swung around that pole like it was greased with Vicks

leaf sauce raccoon

 

[Rymerpt]

When making sauce for your raccoon use six bay leaves because a leaf less and its only fit for a badger.

Flowers Pie bucket

 

[Tinkerbelle]

the pie in the bucket has been there so long it's sprouting flowers

tail pink water

 

[Rymerpt]

The cat with the pink tail lapped up all the water.

Crunchy doormouse key

 

[Tinkerbelle]

the key to a crunchy dormouse is to deep fry the pesky critter

bicycle giraffe chips

 

[Rymerpt]

Chip's pet giraffe can jump 6 cars on his bicycle.

Steelhead bluegrass Marmalade

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Marmalade the steelhead played bluegrass with his fins
(I had to look up steelhead )

volcano blustery duck

 

[Rymerpt]

The duck veered off course as the blustery wind from the valcano reaped havok.

Cork, pinecone, earwax

 

[Tinkerbelle]

I thought it was earwax but on exploring it turned out to a pinecone and a cork and last nights kebab

chair pineapple lynx

 

[Rymerpt]

A lynx walked in front of my chair while I reached for the pineapple.

Buckle yoyo sherbet

 

[ahayastani]

Buckle her up because she moves like a yoyo between pie and sherbet.

rugby goat mango

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Ruby the goat
dyed her coat,
the colour of mango,
she cried in surprise, "oh look what I've dyed -
now I'm ready to tango"

(sorry couldn't resist)

sherbert flamenco skydiving

 

[ahayastani]

The flamenco dancer slipped on spilled sherbert and went "skydiving" from the top floor.

tango tanga tangy

 

[Rymerpt]

That thing, yep DAHH, Ms. Tango. Her raga muffin tanga, I hear is tangy.

Moldy unkept beaver

 

[ahayastani]

Unkept beavers only get moldy wood.

foof woof aloof