Can you do it? Make sense of 3 words

[Rymerpt]

My dod Foof is an arogant bitch. She acts aloof as she whispers "woof".

Parish cocktail smelly

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Rover the aloof dog has a cough, his woof is now a foof foof foof

balls glittery hog

 

[Rymerpt]

My pot bellied pig ran through our craft project. Now he is a hog with glittery balls.

Sourdough gravel gingham

 

[Tinkerbelle]

The sourdough had the texture of gravel, I had to hide it under some gingham

wings curry magpie

 

[Rymerpt]

Swooping down on our picnic table the magpie missed the fruit bowl, but dipped his wings into the curry.

Gnarly peanut fluffy

 

[ahayastani]

His gnarly peanuts are covered in fluffy hair.

douch dough bend

 

[Rymerpt]

You must douche out the impurities to get a good bend in your dough.

Powder straw jackfruit

 

[ahayastani]

Add some crystal powder to your jackfruit smoothie and sip with a straw for maximum effect.

donkey border doped

 

[Rymerpt]

Unfortunately the heroin ballon they made the donkey swallow, just south of the boarder, burst and doped him into oblivian.

Flatware chaps tesla

 

[Tinkerbelle]

When I'm wearing my chaps and driving my tesla I hide flatware in my boot for sudden snack attacks.

chewing possum bubbles

 

[Rymerpt]

Dangit, my stomach always bubbles when I chew on Possum.

Soda checker wig

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Ryme was sipping soda while wearing a checker vest and a purple wig

leaf shutter elephant

 

[Rymerpt]

Leaf me alone you elephant, that ass makes me shutter.

Turquoise sanddollar jam

 

[CraftyFox]

Turquoise was really in a jam, with nothing but a sanddollar on the beach to wipe with.

Edit: Preacher, tightrope, aquarium.

 

[Rymerpt]

Turquoise was really in a jam, with nothing but a sanddollar on the beach to wipe with.

Nicely done. Please put up three words for others to play.

 

[Rymerpt]

The Preacher, a crafty chap, rigged a tightrope over a large aquarium to boost intrest in baptisms.


Transmissiom, hybrid, blessed

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Rymerpt tried growing hybrids but the transmission of disease killed any hopes of him harvesting any blessed peppers.

haha poop regime

 

[ahayastani]

The autocratic regime of Haha-jima stimulates poop as power snack.

hoho papa émigré

 

[Rymerpt]

GREAT WORD BTW


The papa, an émigré from Guadalajara, had some trouble with his hoho. He toughed it out though and was allowed to sub for Macy's Santa.


Masticate, crushed, sprocket

 

[ahayastani]

John crushed his bike and got his nuts masticated by the sprocket teeth as he fell.

rim rhyme ream