Can you do it? Make sense of 3 words

[The Hot Pepper]

Rhyme tried to grow new ghost peppers in the rim of a tire and got reamed by Boo.

haha cream tofu

 

[Rymerpt]

In order to ream the other team their rhyme of a chant was printed around the rim of the basket ball hoop.

Observed, obsurd, understood

 

[Rymerpt]

Chanting "haha" after putting the cream, in the tofu dish, was a bit over the top.


Rough, through, ruff

 

[ahayastani]

He got roofied rough through his bottom ruff.


trough, tough, thorough

 

[Rymerpt]

Though things were rough at first he was thorough in his execution and fished the trough.

Being, beans, has-been

 

[Grass Snake]

They accused me of being a has-been so I threw a can of beans at them.

climb, water, light

 

[Rymerpt]

With the right light, and a bit of water, my seedlings tend to climb and reach higher.


Populate, late, pop

 

[Grass Snake]

If you hear a pop and it's late, it's us in the next room trying to populate.

geography, hymn, silver

 

[ahayastani]

I chant a salacious hymn of a man on tinder
with hairs sleek and silver,
a professor emeritus of geography
who took payment in kind in exchange for a degree.

dirty, old, degrees

 

[Rymerpt]

Dirty old degrees carry wieght in the educated community, but a library will educate as well.

Hustle, quickly, speedy

 

[ahayastani]

Speedy Gonzales was quickly overwhelmed by the hustle and bustle of the city.


prostate, prostrate, outhouse

 

[Rymerpt]

I had to prostrate on the ground outside of the outhouse because of the pain that turd caused my prostate.

Procrastination, mastication, masterbation

 

[ahayastani]

Procrastination of nut mastication leads to masterbation.

late, lathe, latte

 

[Rymerpt]

The reason I am late is your call caught me in the middle of making a cup, on my lathe, that I will fill with a perfect latte.

Bauble, cattywompus, cogitator

 

[ahayastani]

He believes himself to be quite the cogitator, but I see him as a fraud - a knucklehead with a cattywompus mind and charisma bought in a bauble store.

flier, flyer, flayer

 

[Rymerpt]

I took the flier of that nasty flayer and built a paper airplane that was my best flyer yet.

Frier, Friar, Fairer

 

[ahayastani]

I chose the fairer friar and chopped him up before putting him in the air frier (150ºC, 40 min ).

Nun, none, nooner

 

[Rymerpt]

I asked the nun for a nooner but she would give me none.

Bicycle, tricycle, unicycle

 

[ahayastani]

Many who are tired of their seemingly perpetual unicycle seek diversion on the town's bicyle, although I'm more of a tricycle fan myself.

tiresome, skidmark, pyre

 

[Rymerpt]

Feeling tiresome of finding a skidemark , everything I looked, I threw my drawers onto the pyre and washed them burn.

Sickened, sycamore, sciatica