Not only could I read it, but I speed read it.
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Can You Read This??
- Thread starter Dyce51
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I've posted this before (what dyce posted) & the 1st time seeing it I could read it & understand it.
can you read this ?
E.U. language
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European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the neogotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement & has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the 1st year,"S" will replace the soft "C". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "C" will be dropped in favour of "K". This should klear up konfusion, & keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "PH" will be replaced with "F". this will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "E" in the languag is disgrasful & it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "TH" with "Z" & "W" with "V".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "O" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "OU" & after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis & evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a untied urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
can you read this ?
E.U. language
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European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the neogotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement & has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the 1st year,"S" will replace the soft "C". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "C" will be dropped in favour of "K". This should klear up konfusion, & keyboards kan have 1 less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "PH" will be replaced with "F". this will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "E" in the languag is disgrasful & it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "TH" with "Z" & "W" with "V".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "O" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "OU" & after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis & evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a untied urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
