"Man who farts in church, sits in his own pew".
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- Thread starter paulky_2000
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LOL thats funny man
I keep some people's phone number in my phone just so i know not to answer when they call.
I keep some people's phone number in my phone just so i know not to answer when they call.
Ordered a double Americana this morning - she made me a quad. I'm 2/3 through it & I don't kow whether to run around the blok 7 times or call a cardiologist. Can you build a tree fort out of toothpicks? Let's find out! Wheeee! 
Got me prikk caught in me zipper and dunno what to do. It sure hurts lika mutha, hope it happenz to you. 
Gotta ton to do around the house. I don't wanna. Hubby says we have too....... Crap! Can we just drink some beers and call it a productive Sunday?
"The second mouse gets the cheese".
Why am I bored watching porn nowadays ?
Always drink upstream from the herd.
I can't answer that, but will you PLEASE return my home movies? Sheesh.
A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like a cheetah. - Ronald Reagan
And thinks like Ronald Regan !!!!
Guru of Ronald Regan is Dubya. Agree?
Been 4 weeks and no call backs, too bad "felony" is all they see regardless that it is a non-violent, non-theft. They need a different name for NV,NT felonies. I know I f**ked up back in '04 and have to live with it, but I am in the same boat with the guy that an aggravated assault on his boss years ago, in the eyes of employers.
Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?