I had these two guys knock on my door yesterday representing the Fred Hollows Foundation, usually i somewhat politely tell them to go away and not bother me but since it was for a cause that i like to support i listened to him and when he asked me if i would be willing to sign up for a monthly donation i said "sure, i will if you eat one of my chillis", to which he replied "no problem, go and grab it".
I had just picked nearly two full buckets of chillis the day before so i was loaded with variety, i picked out an almighty Douglah and took it out to him. On further inspection i found that it had been raped by fruit fly so i went back inside and grabbed one of the buckets. I told him that he could pick one out of four varieties and i proceeded to get a Douglah, Naga, Barrackpore and Red Congo out of the bucket.
He took a couple of seconds looking at them and chose the Red Congo (lucky for him) and popped it in his mouth and chewed, he was alright for the first ~15 seconds and then the full realisation of what he had done hit him. His face started turning red and he says "can i please have a glass of water", i reply "nahhh" and wait a few seconds for effect so he thinks i am being a major a-hole and then i say "you don't want water mate you want milk" and go inside to get him a carton of milk and a glass. All the while his face is getting redder and glowing like a nuclear reactor about to melt down, he is having trouble talking (or simply doesn't want to any more) and sculls two big glasses real quick.
He then proceeded to tell me how he is an ex chef and how he used to make real hot dishes using chilli, says he thought his tolerance for chilli's was up with the best of them and that how i (or the chilli rather) had put him in his place. I simply say "bro you are lucky that you didn't pick the Chocolate 7-Pod, you would have been on the ground!" To which he shoots me an evil kind of glance backed up with an endorphin soaked smile, i kept my end of the bargain and signed up for monthly donations and he got to burn like Icelandic volcano.
The man has balls as big as the guy in the vid below and i give him full kudos, he just made me promise that any time someone else like him knocks on my door i would make them eat a chilli before signing up, i will
[video=youtube;u9CngxHfWFc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9CngxHfWFc[/video]
I had just picked nearly two full buckets of chillis the day before so i was loaded with variety, i picked out an almighty Douglah and took it out to him. On further inspection i found that it had been raped by fruit fly so i went back inside and grabbed one of the buckets. I told him that he could pick one out of four varieties and i proceeded to get a Douglah, Naga, Barrackpore and Red Congo out of the bucket.
He took a couple of seconds looking at them and chose the Red Congo (lucky for him) and popped it in his mouth and chewed, he was alright for the first ~15 seconds and then the full realisation of what he had done hit him. His face started turning red and he says "can i please have a glass of water", i reply "nahhh" and wait a few seconds for effect so he thinks i am being a major a-hole and then i say "you don't want water mate you want milk" and go inside to get him a carton of milk and a glass. All the while his face is getting redder and glowing like a nuclear reactor about to melt down, he is having trouble talking (or simply doesn't want to any more) and sculls two big glasses real quick.
He then proceeded to tell me how he is an ex chef and how he used to make real hot dishes using chilli, says he thought his tolerance for chilli's was up with the best of them and that how i (or the chilli rather) had put him in his place. I simply say "bro you are lucky that you didn't pick the Chocolate 7-Pod, you would have been on the ground!" To which he shoots me an evil kind of glance backed up with an endorphin soaked smile, i kept my end of the bargain and signed up for monthly donations and he got to burn like Icelandic volcano.
The man has balls as big as the guy in the vid below and i give him full kudos, he just made me promise that any time someone else like him knocks on my door i would make them eat a chilli before signing up, i will
[video=youtube;u9CngxHfWFc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9CngxHfWFc[/video]
And no I didn't give him any milk and the signup never went through in the end!
I can't wait for the next lot of people to knock although they will subjected to dried pods i suspect. I am kind of glad that this guy didn't pick the Douglah, it would not have been pretty 
