David was most graciously awoken by a unmistakable gradual burning in his left eye. One who's searing antics resemble a taunting demon, building itself to a sting of wrath only a chilli-head would know, forcing your first thought to start with our Lord and Savior usually in a vain manner, and always reminding you that you should wash your hands after handling hot peppers, because pepper in the eye is vexatiously arduous!