food Fried Chicken

JHP those don't look half bad! I'd hit it. First time I ever attempted fried chicken, it came out freaking BLACK! Black as the night sky. The  meat turned out alright but the skin tasted like an ashtray. I wanted to convince my drunk self that it was good, but after half a leg I threw the whole crap over the fence. All the recipes called for butter milk, so I did the whole butter milk thing, it's only after I learnt that buttermilk and dairy can brown the skin too quickly.
 
 
Ashen said:
 
 
Awesome looking chicken ,  the meat actually has texture to it.  Most commercially raised chicken here ends up with a mushy texture, you have to go free range or organic to get something with good texture for fried chicken. 
 
To be honest though the first thing that jumped out at me was the pic of the pot,  drunk frying with a full pot of oil  would   give me nightmares. 
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Cheers! Don't worry, I'm a professional drunk, nothing like being drunk and cookin up some fried chicken :D I've got a deep fryer aswell, which lends itself to drunk cooking very well and  suffice to say I am yet to use it sober lol 
 
 
 
FreeportBum said:
anyone do the double or triple dip?
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Mine were double dipped, but I feel I could use a bit more crust. Will try triple dipping next time. 
 
 
FreeportBum said:
 
I do the single dip myself.  double,triple is to much for my taste. I read kfc does 7? probably why I hate kfc. :P    I go flour/seasoning,egg,then flour/seasoning. then I put it into the icebox for a couple of hours until the coating is no longer dry, it gets sticky. then fry.  
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KFC is one of my most potent addictions :D From everything I've heard though, they only double dip?
 
Hells Kitchen said:
I'm a professional drunk, nothing like being drunk and cookin up some fried chicken :D I've got a deep fryer aswell, which lends itself to drunk cooking very well and  suffice to say I am yet to use it sober lol 
 
 
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And this is why I love all you stinkin' Aussie's.
 
For one they're all professional drunks and cooks.
 
I am merely an alcohol enthusiast that just happens to cook drunk.
 
sicman said:
Insulting? unless you have made 5 trips a week for  4  years to market than you dont know more than me.
 
Not sure what your point is? i own cows,i sell cows ,i broker cows ,i haul cows almost every day of the week . i get called in when local Cowboys have truoble rounding cows,you know why? Because Im a bad ass that will jump into a pen with a bull that likes to kick,dig and charge. What you know?  You cook some cow. Dude unless you are roping and "litterally" holding "cows on the ground, You Sir have no idea what is going on.  I will tell you one thing that is a fact. I have ropped and drawn  a 1600 pound  bull.   What are you fixing to tell me about your experince??  Infact you are only a hour away. Why dont you come up here and help me within the next week do anything that i do before lunch is ready. My treat. Or is this just a trick ?
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I couldn't even decide which level I'd take you down on - the fact that I come from a family that's owned farms for at least three generations (including my immediate family), or the fact that I grew up doing the work myself in the summers ...
 
Oh, dude ...
 
You're having a day, I guess ...
 
The reason I don't do it is because I don't want to work on a farm (right now). Do you doubt that I could get a job on a farm?
 
Considering what Danielle and I really do want to do, you are insulting me.
 
I played along earlier when you dove in head first on my coming off priveleged for tossing away food, but at this point you are a run-away train of stereotyping and I'll just step aside and watch the wreckage ...
 
Like I didn't grow up in a household where my father was gone before the sun rose, and come home after I was asleep ...
 
Please, tell me about the glorious farming life ... and then I'll tell you about growing up w/ a father who could have gotten a job and raised his kids, but instead chose to be a farmer.
 
grantmichaels said:
 
I couldn't even decide which level I'd take you down on - the fact that I come from a family that's owned farms for at least three generations (including my immediate family), or the fact that I grew up doing the work myself in the summers ...
 
Oh, dude ...
 
You're having a day, I guess ...
 
The reason I don't do it is because I don't want to work on a farm (right now). Do you doubt that I could get a job on a farm?
 
Considering what Danielle and I really do want to do, you are insulting me.
 
I played along earlier when you dove in head first on my coming off priveleged for tossing away food, but at this point you are a run-away train of stereotyping and I'll just step aside and watch the wreckage ...
 
Like I didn't grow up in a household where my father was gone before the sun rose, and come home after I was asleep ...
 
Please, tell me about the glorious farming life ... and then I'll tell you about growing up w/ a father who could have gotten a job and raised his kids, but instead chose to be a farmer.
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LOL.. ILl answer one of your questions the other crap i dont give a shit about.  But to answer the "doubt getting a job on a farm"   There is no way in the worlsd you or 95% people coud come work with me,notice i dint even say "job on my farm" I said work with me.  If you do ever want to even come "work" for even one day ill bury you along side some old hens,lol.
Ill bet yiu coudnt hang 5 hours let alone 12,13,14,15.

Oh and dont bring up your daddy issues with us,lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuQL6k77xuc
 
Just stop it with the big dick show y'all.
 
I pull my shit out here the whole internet get dark.
 
I've bucked more hay, chased more cattle, been kicked, stomped and butted by more chickens, goats, horses,
 
and bull cattle.
 
2,000 pound charlais, hereford, and santa getrudis bulls.
 
Dug more post holes and strung more wire, and pissed on more 'lectric fence that all y'all.
 
Have a beer on me and get back to fried chickenz.
 
Por favor.
 
If I'm ever near, I'll drop off a copy of 4 Hour Work Week and we can LOL together ...
 
I work as much if not more than everyone, so I'll take you head on on this and play the odds ...
 
What's next? Want to compare felonies ... fast women ... fastest speed on land, on water, and maybe in the air? ... I mean, dude ... COME ON.
 
texas blues said:
I pull my shit out here the whole internet get dark.
 
I've bucked more hay, chased more cattle, been kicked, stomped and butted by more chickens, goats, horses,
 
and bull cattle.
 
2,000 pound charlais, hereford, and santa getrudis bulls.
 
Dug more post holes and strung more wire, and pissed on more 'lectric fence that all y'all.
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It ain't dark in here TB, You gotta pull it ALL THE WAY OUT. :rofl:
 
texas blues said:
Just stop it with the big dick show y'all.
 
 
 
Have a beer on me and get back to fried chickenz.
 
Por favor.
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Thats the point! Why in the world is beef in the chicken thread? Ill tell you because dude is crazy :rofl:
 
 
OH and Taco bum,  Rhoadhouse wants to make you his bitch,lol.
grantmichaels said:
If I'm ever near, I'll drop off a copy of 4 Hour Work Week and we can LOL together ...
 
I work as much if not more than everyone, so I'll take you head on on this and play the odds ...
 
What's next? Want to compare felonies ... fast women ... fastest speed on land, on water, and maybe in the air? ... I mean, dude ... COME ON.
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Yu still talking shit. Its in yur "im a computer guy i work 200 hours a week dude" but guess what fuck off.  Can You undersdtand that?
 
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Wait, this is the fried chicken thread?  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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grantmichaels said:
Shhh, I'm trying to learn something from Sic - he's shouting down at my lowly ass from the Ivory Tower of farm work ...
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Still you being a dick.  Like for real what you just posted comes off as a giant dildo.
 
 
 
 
Edit 10 inutes atr. Lets squash tis by me saying what ever. ets start posting some chicks being fried or baked or grilled.  
 
sicman said:
What about the most drama in a coking thread with no pics,lol.  
 
Ill apoligize,sorry . Leys see some bird. No beef!
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YOU BLINKED!
 
You know what you gotta do now Papa Sic...
 
(start heating up the oil). :rofl:
 
Y'all full of shit.  I wrestle crocs in my lunchbreak.  I can toss a koala 3 miles.  I went 150 rounds bare knuckle with a 200 pound 'Roo.  Y'all got nothing on me.  Crocodile Dundee?  he was my own personal biootch, used to make him wear a pink apron to cook meringues.  Bah.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
:D
 
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