contest Growdown Throwdown 2018 Yellow Brain Strain!

Walchit said:
Look guys, just fill your little planter trays with fresh human fecal matter, pop the seeds in and put them under the light. Water (with urine) anytime you can't smell poop anymore, don't be afraid to top dress with fresh droppings
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One of my favorite techniques!  Hahaha!
 
Mike
 
Well AWRIGHT! Gonna follow this one. I'm about to commence my Obligatory Year From Hell, teenagers coming of age and commandeering my time and the attention of this last brain cell.
 
So I guess you guys won't have the Schtettoblaster to kick around this time.
 
Just remember to meter your diesel fuel feedings (No.2, NOT No.1!!) and the kerosene boosters. Spray those first full leaves heavily with olive oil once weekly until about 4 inches tall, then go with canola. Those grow lights need to be 1/4" from the canopy and 24 hours of light/day is a must!!
 
Good luck kids!!
 
stettoman said:
Well AWRIGHT! Gonna follow this one. I'm about to commence my Obligatory Year From Hell, teenagers coming of age and commandeering my time and the attention of this last brain cell.
 
So I guess you guys won't have the Schtettoblaster to kick around this time.
 
Just remember to meter your diesel fuel feedings (No.2, NOT No.1!!) and the kerosene boosters. Spray those first full leaves heavily with olive oil once weekly until about 4 inches tall, then go with canola. Those grow lights need to be 1/4" from the canopy and 24 hours of light/day is a must!!
 
Good luck kids!!
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Oh! all my plants died last year when I tried this regimen, but it must have been because I was using No. 1 diesel fuel. I'll try again this year with the right stuff.
 
Gorizza said:
 
 
Oh! all my plants died last year when I tried this regimen, but it must have been because I was using No. 1 diesel fuel. I'll try again this year with the right stuff.
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Yeah, I'd killed my competition plant three times before I switched to the right diesel. The kerosene, I believe, was Geonerd's advice.
 
ColdSmoke said:
I fertilized my plants last year with a solution that had a pH of 14. It worked wonders...pH up was supposed to be used at a rate of 1/4 tsp per gallon, so naturally I went with 4 tsp per gallon. 
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I mean I've never heard of too much of a good thing.
 
If 1/4 tsp/gal is good, then 4 tsp/gal is 16 times as good!!!!
 
 
In a completely unrelated comparison... 
 
I eat 16 apples and drink 128 glasses of water every day.
 
Peter_L said:
 
I mean I've never heard of too much of a good thing.
 
If 1/4 tsp/gal is good, then 4 tsp/gal is 16 times as good!!!!
 
 
In a completely unrelated comparison... 
 
I eat 16 apples and drink 128 glasses of water every day.
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That is why I sprout all my competition seeds in miracle grow no soil, just a paste of water and miricle grow..More nutes at early development is key.
 
fcaruana said:
Ah, crud... Too late to join or can I still PM Devv for some seeds?
 
Also, here's a tip: When I was running low on seeds last year for specific varieties, I just cut the seeds in half with a scissor! I doubled the number of plants I had!!!
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Never too late, bhut I see you've been taken care of. I was in flooded washroom land last night. What fun...
 
 
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