contest June TD - Stump Sum - BURGERS

[geeme]

runnin' late SL.... runnin' late

 

[salsalady]

So- to keep it PG rated....I'll edit my smacktalk to read...


Sum, my burger's gonna kick your burger's patootie!

runnin' late SL.... runnin' late

well, better late than never.... like I said...I'm never in chat ~~~~

 

[geeme]

Yeah, miss you there, hun!
There again, a bit on the drunkft side tonight.... maybe it's better that way....

 

[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

I ain't buyin what your sellin. Better luck with the restaurants and breweries.

Oh I fully intend on winning this turkey shoot. You just watch me - you watch. Keep watchin'. G'won now, watch. Wait, first dance like this guy -> then film it, upload it to YouTube then post a link to it at THP, and then? Watch!

 

[Scovie]

Who's watchin? ----> <---- this guy <---- and this guy






Oh yeah!



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[Lucky Dog Hot Sauce]

 

[HH81Betterhalf]

Freaking a
I drank ttttooooo much and is WAY TOO FREAKING FAST....... I WANNA


puke

 

[SumOfMyBits]

I think I figured out July's TD already. Tell us what you think.

Here's a teaser...

BOOM toggle.

 

[habaneroheat81]

Hey SD, thanks for doing myy sig and my my avvvvaater, ittlr look great with myh first crown


HAHAHAHA TYPING

 

[salsalady]

THP theme song Frondt-N-Centa

getcho-grill-on~

PS, HabbyHeat?1? Listen To Your SigLine!

 

[habaneroheat81]

THP theme song Frondt-N-Centa

getcho-grill-on~

PS, HabbyHeat?1? Listen To Your SigLine!

I listen to it everytime my wife yells at me

 

[texas blues]

What a bunch of drunks. Repent and pray this prayer.

THE BEER PRAYER

Our lager,

Which art in barrels,

Hallowed be Thy drink,

Thy will be drunk,

(I will be drunk),

At home as I am in the tavern.

Give us this day our foamy head,

And forgive us our spillages,

As we forgive those who spill against us,

And lead us not to incarceration,

But deliver us from hangovers,

For thine is the beer,

The bitter and the lager,

Forever and ever,

Barmen.

 

[HH81Betterhalf]

Amen TB!!!!!!! Good lord I drank too much last night. My body hates me............

 

[texas blues]

mrs. blues keeps a bottle of Patron hidden from me. A bottle will last her a year. I bought some strawberry 'rita mix today and she whipped that bottle out like Josey Wales pullin' a pistol. Reckon I'll mix 'em up later tonight. She'll be on her lips after 2 drinks.

 

[JayT]

Good luck with that TB. I smell a rat. I think she is up to something.

 

[habaneroheat81]

Good luck with that TB. I smell a rat. I think she is up to something.

+1
TB. Don't fall for her shenanigans!

 

[texas blues]

Nah, she just got back in town on a business trip and been gone all week. Her witch doctor that prescribes her sleep meds forgot to phone it in to CVS and she's got nothing and been out all week.

mrs. blues + patron = lights out

 

[sicman]

i need new sleep meds! like for real im ammune to everything i take a couple pills sleep 2 hours wake up in a bad mood. and my blood itches is this a problem? my doctor just says im hyper sensitive to noise,hahahahahahah...

 

[texas blues]

A pin dropping on the carpet in the next room wakes mrs. blues up. She's gotta' have her stinkin' pills to sleep or my life becomes a living hell if she doesn't. Me, I prefer to self medicate with beer or tequila.

 

[salsalady]

mrs. blues keeps a bottle of Patron hidden from me. A bottle will last her a year. I bought some strawberry 'rita mix today and she whipped that bottle out like Josey Wales pullin' a pistol. Reckon I'll mix 'em up later tonight. She'll be on her lips after 2 drinks.

Hot times in the Blues House 2-NITE!

Nah, she just got back in town on a business trip and been gone all week. Her witch doctor that prescribes her sleep meds forgot to phone it in to CVS and she's got nothing and been out all week.

mrs. blues + patron = lights out

OR---......maybe not......

i need new sleep meds! like for real im ammune to everything i take a couple pills sleep 2 hours wake up in a bad mood. and my blood itches is this a problem? my doctor just says im hyper sensitive to noise,hahahahahahah...

Then quit listening to the voices in your head!
xoxo