contest June TD - Stump Sum - BURGERS

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Yep. No date night for moi tonight but that's okay.

She's gotten so little sleep this week she's got a real queen of the undead 'thang goin on right now.

If the patron don't put her out I might have to sleep with a knife under my pillow.
 
Like I said Sum....

Queen of the undead.

She just put the ixnay on the 'ritanay's, but she did pour a little of the strawberry mix in a shot glass with some patron.

A very small shot.

The woman just don't know how to drink.

I sneakeded 2 shots when she wadn't looking!

WIN!
 
We are less than a week away from the TD start. Let the REAL smack talk begin.

I'm gonna make a burger so awesome, your brain will crawl out of your head, smack you in the face, and then tell you to smack everyone else around you.

You'll probably see my burger on restaurant menu's a few weeks after my burger has gone viral. You should shake their hand and say, "Thank you."

Iceberg lettuce is laughable.
 
Huh? Did Sum say something?

Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was busy tanning in anticipation of the extra glow that will be shining from my 6 crowns.
 
Y'all have no idea what you're getting yourselves into. Your burgers are Nicole Kidman, mine are Halle Berry. Your burgers pale in comparison.

Get it?

Heh hehe hehehehe heh
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SumOfMyBits said:
Just make sure that spray tan doesn't turn you too orange, SL.
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Ain't no tan-in-a-can up here, baby........in this neck-o-the-woods we go au natural. If you can't handle sunning your buns au natural in January in the Methow, then gettoutahere!!! One sunny day on the Loup in Jan will trump one sunny day in the keys in Jan!

Scoville DeVille said:
And leave the kid AT HOME!
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huh?


Lucky Dog Hot Sauce said:
Y'all have no idea what you're getting yourselves into. Your burgers are Nicole Kidman, mine are Halle Berry. Your burgers pale in comparison.

Get it?

Heh hehe hehehehe heh
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Really? Halle Berry? :rolleyes: get the idea......
 
Y'all need to 'member that I've already won a THP burger t-down. What did I call it? Ultimate burger of win or something or other. A burger inside a bacon weave womb and so awesome it could only be contained by 2 grilled cheese sammich's for buns.

I ain't doing that.

Or how about another equally awesome burger I made. A deep fried burger that was topped with deep fried bacon.

DEEP FRIED BACON!!!!

Well, I ain't doing that either.

My awesome salmon sliders?

Nope.

I have more WINNING burgers that I am not going to enter that they outnumber all the burgers all y'all will enter.

I am the chief of beef. The ayatollah of burgerolla. The baron of bacon. Pimp daddy to all 'thangs fatty.

When I throwdown my meat and bread.

your burger entry will cower and whine and mope in the corner like a little bitch.

Your burgers meat will dry and rot, the cheese like greazy butt stank, the bread will crumble to dust.

You will bow down and worship my burger.

I will fart in the general direction of yours.

Try not to suck too bad.
 
texas blues said:
G, only haters be hatin'
I speak the facts and the facts be factin'. :P
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uh huh.....

I have labelled all of you as racists and haters since my grill won't be allowed. I'll be grillin' anyway, but no posty da TD. AND they will be excellent. Your hate burgers will weep in shame when they see the glory of my love burgers.
 
TB I will use crackers for my bun and still over shadow you burger.

Your burger be a hockey puck compared to the juciey awesomenessess of my burger.

I will find sums broken BBQ, fix it, use it, and use your burger as a hammer to rebrake it.

TB, you know burgers like Sic know AA, like Bear, that guy, know rubbers, or like Jay knows how's boil a dog.

Just saying

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