contest June TD - Stump Sum - BURGERS

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G, what's wrong with your grill?

Love burgers have already been done. You need a new name for your burger.

Chef Tim Love's Dirty Love Burger @Loveshack.

AJ knows Dirty Love.
 
G, what's wrong with your grill?
I had a grill fire incident a number of years back, when a guest decided things weren't going fast enough and unloaded waaaaaay too much lighter fluid onto the coals. Wouldn't go near a grill for years after that. So last year I finally decided to bite the bullet and get back into the game, but found an electric version - thought it would be a good starter, amongst other things, now that I'm living in snow country, would I actually use it on a regular basis? It's turned out to be a good thing for me. Also, I get the same results - the drippings smoke and I can add soaked wood chips just like on other grills. It's an outdoor grill, so you also get that outdoor goodness. But whatev. I'll eventually get a propane grill, but I'm not quite ready for it yet.
 
I figured as much :). Same here, the wife hates it though cause it takes longer than pourin fluid on it. I tell her go inside and take care of the kids the mans cookin. :lol:


JK. Of course
 
My birthday present to myself this year will be a CROWN. and not the kind that comes in a purple velvet bag,
Or the paper kind you get with a happy meal at the drive thru.
You'll wish you were me, and it was YOUR birthday.

YOU'RE ALL SCREWED.
 
My birthday present to myself this year will be a CLOWN. and not the kind that comes in a purple velvet bag,
Or the paper kind you get with a happy meal at the drive thru.
You'll wish you were me, and it was YOUR birthday.

YOU'RE ALL SCREWED.

Haha you're gonna have a clown at your birthday party :rofl:
 
Scovie the only crown you will see will be the one that comes in woefully forlorn box of stale CrackerJacks.

And that will be inside a flaming bag of poo on your front porch.

Ding Dong.

Your door bell's ringing.
 
Geeme get back into grilling with charcoal. Get a cheap Weber they are great. You don't need lighter fluid you buy a charcoal starter (chimney as TB said). Coals last longer, food does not taste like chemicals. Oh, and no flare ups! So safer. :)

Scovie the only crown you will see will be the one that comes in woefully forlorn box of stale CrackerJacks.

And that will be inside a flaming bag of poo on your front porch.

Ding Dong.

Your door bell's ringing.

:lol:

He stomped it and found you lied about the crown. Now he is pissed.
 
uh huh.....

I have labelled all of you as racists and haters since my grill won't be allowed. I'll be grillin' anyway, but no posty da TD. AND they will be excellent. Your hate burgers will weep in shame when they see the glory of my love burgers.

ooh ooh - I wanna see your "love burgers" - please do post pics!
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Also, wow - did I really make that joke last night? I was more trashed than I thought. Halle Berry isn't even very black. I shoulda said Carl Weathers. That's it - my burger is the Carl Weathers of burgers and y'all's burgers are Kirstin Dunst - all pasty with snaggle teeth and greasy hair. Meanwhile my Carl Weathers burger just heard Jesse Ventura say "I ain't got time to bleed." and then loses his arm shooting at Predator - except the gun keeps firing on the ground after the buffed out arm is severed from Carl Weather's body - why? because he's Carl Weathers! That's how totally bad ass my burger will be, bitches. :dance:
 
:rofl:

Oh sure, like you'd know anything about steers & queers...oh, wait - I guess you would Mr Texas.

Carry on with your area of expertise.
:D



Dusclaimer: no texans were harmed in the writing of that post. Except Andre "Mr Glass" Johnson, who pulled a hammy reading it.
 
This is how I roll...

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