oh god that's awesome. lmao.
contest June TD - Stump Sum - BURGERS
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You guys and your Carl Wethers, Kirsten Dunst, flaming poo burgers, and electric grills.....
Sooooooo much fail and stink, I wish you all the best of luck.
There's the Great pyramids of Geeza, Machu Picchu, and The Scovie Burger.
BTW, when we lived on Whidbey Island, Carl Wethers was our nieghbor.
First time I saw him was in the TP isle at the grocery store.
He bought 40 acres, built a house, and had a dozen of Longhorns delivered.
He was always wearing mucking boots, Carhart jeans, and a plaid shirt.
Hell of a nice guy.
Edit: I just called him and told him about all you fools, and he's going to give me one of his Longhorns to crush all of you in this TD.
Sooooooo much fail and stink, I wish you all the best of luck.
There's the Great pyramids of Geeza, Machu Picchu, and The Scovie Burger.
BTW, when we lived on Whidbey Island, Carl Wethers was our nieghbor.
First time I saw him was in the TP isle at the grocery store.
He bought 40 acres, built a house, and had a dozen of Longhorns delivered.
He was always wearing mucking boots, Carhart jeans, and a plaid shirt.
Hell of a nice guy.
Edit: I just called him and told him about all you fools, and he's going to give me one of his Longhorns to crush all of you in this TD.
Oooh, I know this one! "What is old, dry, dusty, crusty, musty, primitive and full of fail".
LMAO!!!!!!!
Oooh, I know this one! "What is old, dry, dusty, crusty, musty, primitive and full of fail".
Hey, AJ has a crown you know.
: backs out before AJ reads :
We'll see scovie... I hunt elk and deer so the meat is totally free range, butcher it myself so it's supa clean and I get all the meat, then grow all the other ingredients and make everything from scratch 
if this is a burger throwdown I'll give ya a good run for ya money 
if this is a burger throwdown I'll give ya a good run for ya money We'll see scovie... I hunt elk and deer so the meat is totally free range, butcher it myself so it's supa clean and I get all the meat, then grow all the other ingredients and make everything from scratch
I know what else you grow...
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How long is it gonna take you to make this said burger Yum???? The TD only lasts 3 days!!!!! 
Including prep? Probably the whole 3 days gotta borrow my uncle's meat grinder, I have a couple pounds of Elk, NY strip, in mind for those special burgers.
Sadly Scovie, this isn't a pot roast competition I go all sorts of fancy for those.
Burgers are my food group of choice though
gotta borrow my uncle's meat grinder, I have a couple pounds of Elk, NY strip, in mind for those special burgers. Sadly Scovie, this isn't a pot roast competition
I go all sorts of fancy for those. Burgers are my food group of choice though
Scovie hunts down chickens with a knife.
Other times he just catches them alive and if they're not ready to lay he'll give 'em a little squeeze till an egg pops out.
Sometimes he squeezes a pig until bacon pops out.
True story.
Other times he just catches them alive and if they're not ready to lay he'll give 'em a little squeeze till an egg pops out.
Sometimes he squeezes a pig until bacon pops out.
True story.
Yum.... probably should keep your ingredients to yourself. Just saying............ I dunno I don't have no damn crown so maybe I am wrong. 
Ingredients don't matter so much as how you put it all together.
Black truffle's, foie gras, gold flakes and caviar can't save an over cooked burger on a lameass bun.
Black truffle's, foie gras, gold flakes and caviar can't save an over cooked burger on a lameass bun.
Curious to know what would come out when you squeeze JT.
Probably a bunch of unicorns circling a rainbow
SNAP SNAP!!!
Here's a short list of what would pop out if you squeezed....
SalsaLady ~ salsa, what else?
THP ~ the internet
JayT ~ hotdogs of course, mixed in with some DefCon wing sauce
wheebz ~ hop pellets and totz
Scovie ~ scrambled eggs
TB ~ deep fried queso
Frydad4 ~ manatee flipper and crushed Busch Lite cans
Bear. That guy ~ faces
Nova ~ meat pie
Geeme ~ a wad of red wine colored plastic wrap
Sicman ~ cigarette butt poppers
Sum ~ pulled pork wrapped in banana leaves with a snappy band thingy
Paulky ~ 14 pounds of crispy fried bacon, 2 whole cooked lobsters, a bushel of shrimp, 2 loaves of wonder bread, 2 frozen pizza's (still in the box) a box of 5.56 mm ammo, and a can of potato salad
I should have said boxed wine flavored salsa.
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