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Leave them in the car!!!!

Their was a guy named John and he and his long time girlfriend announced a few weeks back that they were getting married.

Ever since the announcement, John had got the feeling that his future (and much younger and extremely hot) sister-in-law was starting to flirt with him.

Well one day about a week before the wedding the future sister-in-law and John were alone in the house and the sister in law started to slowly work around in a tight mini skirt and started to whisper sweet nothings in his ear, finally she said "So, you up for one last final fling before marriage. I promise it will be worth it".

So John with his heart pounding and blood flowing away from the brain at a fast rate runs downstairs and out of the house with tears in his eyes. Once outside he saw his future father and mother-in-law, along with his future wife all standing there clapping.

Absolutely shocked John stops while his soon to be father-in-law come close and hugs him tight, and says "Congrats mate, you have past our little family test. Welcome to the family"....

What is the moral to this story??????????

Always leave your condoms in the car!!!!!!!!:lol::P
 
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