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Passow's Got A New Job

imaguitargod

imaguitargod

Finally got a new job! After 6 months of searching, I finally got it. Brace yourselves, this is hilarious.

I am now, officially the Hot Sauce Guru for Heather's Heat And Flavor. Right now it's only part time but I'll be getting more hours later on. Good pay, no benifits (except 20% off everything in the store). I do have to drive 35 minutes to get there (it's the Hudson store), but I really don't mind. Hey Pepperfreak, I'll be right near you. One of these days after work I'll stop by.

The owner of the shop (Karen) will be publishing an ad announcing my appearances at the shop. She wants me to come up with a 1-2 sentance blerb about it and a fancy name for myself. I'g going to go with the alliteration thing....like "Passow The Pepper Pilferer" or something like that.

Looks like I've gotten into the hot sauce industry after all, hehehe.
 
just don't eat yourself out of a job IGG....great news...

Passow, the passionate pepper pilferer
 
Right before the Boss gives him his paycheck, he breaks out some new hot sauce to entice him with. "Look at the new hot sauce, I heard this stuff rocks! Oh yeah, here's your paycheck." :lol:
 
Hehehe, ya, I was looking at stuff to buy with my first paycheck right after they hired me, lol. I have to watch myslef very carefully.

Just stopped by the other store that's about 2 miles from my place. Turns out none of his employees have been showing up.........more hours for me!!! He said between the two stores I'll be getting 40 hours easy. HAHAHAHA!!! AWESOME!
 
imaguitargod said:
Hehehe, ya, I was looking at stuff to buy with my first paycheck right after they hired me, lol. I have to watch myslef very carefully.

Just stopped by the other store that's about 2 miles from my place. Turns out none of his employees have been showing up.........more hours for me!!! He said between the two stores I'll be getting 40 hours easy. HAHAHAHA!!! AWESOME!
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Make sure you get off Aug 2-4. ;) Congrats!
 
Well done IGG :clap:

They'd be hard pressed to find someone more qualified. Keep your eyes open for damaged stock that needs to be disposed of ;)
 
bentalphanerd said:
Well done IGG :clap:

They'd be hard pressed to find someone more qualified. Keep your eyes open for damaged stock that needs to be disposed of ;)
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Thanks. Damaged stock.....good idea....mwahahaha

gardenkiller said:
Congrats on the employment! Now if you can get a second job of beer tester you would officially be my idol!
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I'm working on that too...


Just went to the store close to me and told the owner about getting hired at his mom's loaction and he said, "Perfect! Considering that everyone here doesn't show up, you'll be working alot at this location". He went on to say that between the two stores I'll be getting more than 40 hours!!!!!

: does happy adnce :

What was part time has, within 3 hours, now turned to full time!


Oops...just repeated myself...oh well, sorry guys!
 
If you told them about THP, I'm sure your 5,820 posts helped confirm the Guru status. Congrats Guru.
 
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