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JoynersHotPeppers said:
So unjust to those poor Fritos
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^^^^ What he said. Such disrespect for the National Corn Chip of Texas!  :mope:
 
That doesn't even sound like it would taste good  :sick:, though I may be biased from years and years of eating Frito pies.... 
 
On second thought, maybe it's ok. Maybe. The Frito Pie Cheesecake I made was really good. But then, it wasn't made with Pace and cottage cheese….. dunno.
 
I happen to like Pace salsa (not picante sauce) instead of dressing on a salad. Never tried Mrs. Renfros brand anything, so don't know. I'm still having a hard time putting the flavors of Fritos, picante sauce, and cottage cheese together. Prolly the cottage cheese that's throwing me off the most.
 
No way geeme. No way. That salmon puck with white film on it from being lost in the back of the fridge for six years... you'd eat that first?
 
Heck, robbie's hockey puck probably looked like crap before the producer even put it into the box in the first place. It's not a question of what I'd prefer to eat, it's about the art of making crap. Robbie bought crap and slapped it on a plate, but TB applied his finely-honed time-honored cheffing skills to create a crappy masterpiece.  ;)
 
geeme said:
Robbie bought crap and slapped it on a plate,
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Six years later! The aging process plays into it. :lol:
 
but, I thought that was the point of the Crappy Food thread....make crappy food and have the intestinal fortitude to post it!
 
Robbie and TB posted crappy food!  just like in a TD, there are levels of crappyness....  Paced Fritos -vs- freezer burnt (unidentifiable) protien-esque formed patty......
 
 
 
 
 
I do have to give a shout out to Mrs Renfro's Ghost Salsa....
it was the only spicy product in the market while we were on holiday in Lincoln City OR a few years ago.  Even the 'Kid said..."it's not that spicy, but better than nothing..."  
 
SL, there's many ways it ends up here.
 
Someone makes crap that was supposed to be good.
Someone runs out of an ingredient, and substitutes with crap.
Someone purposely makes crap for this topic.
Someone likes crap, doesn't care, and posts it.
Someone finds old shit in the fridge and makes crap.
A drunk makes a meal.
JayT adds his 70s porn filter to good meals (those yellow pics... crap!!)
 
You get the idea.
 
:lol:
 
texas blues said:
Hey y'all.
 
Been thinkin' about this one for a few weeks now. I know some of y'all eat some really ghetto stuff and from time to time I do also. I'm quite sure some of y'all have seen some of my posted pics and thought to yourself..."Daaaaaang TB! That looks like ass!" So recently I got to thinkin'. Yeah I know thats dangerous. 
 
I know for a fact y'all eat some weird sheeit-o-meter stuff. I betcha' dollah's to donut's there's a few of y'all that you've cooked up only the finest .25 cent on sale Ramen and thought it would be goodern ' hell if only it had a can of pork n' beans mixed up in it. And of course adding some hot powder and/or hot sauce makes it completely legit.
 
 
So this is the thread where y'all all come clean and posty your most mangled sickening crap that you've made and eaten.
 
A few rules for posting.
 
1. Tell us about the ingredients used.
 
2. Post the spiceenescxt. A heat ingredient is mandatory!
 
3. Words without a pic to back it up are worthless. Pics are mandatory!
 
4. Absolutely no foo foo in this thread but its more than cool and the gang to describe it as such.
 
5. This is supposed to be a fun but revealing thread. Lets just have fun.
 
 
We that's it then.
 
Let me start this train wreck of a thread.
 
The other night I had some leftover pasta my friend Chico made with anchovies, capers, tomato, chiles, and some other stuff. Didn't have really enough to make a meal size portion so I added some other ingredients. 
 
Microwave radiated leftover orcchiette pasta putanesca with only the finest hand opened bag of generic frozen peas and carrots with topped with sour cream and jalapeno tomato vinaigrette reduction.
 
Too bad I had all the decent sized bowls running in the dishwasher.
 
So I opted to serve this delectable culinary delight up in only the best doggy fine china. Gracias missylou.
 

 
Sure it looks like something missylou ate and then barfed up but it was dang tasty y'all!
 

 
As the stuff was being microwaved the smell of the anchovies from the leftover sauce in the pasta started really smelling up the house. mrs. blues hollah' at me from down the hall in her office from where she was working.
 
"Something is stinkin' to high heaven in there. Would you please take out the garbage for the love of GOD!!!!"
 

 
So what y'all got?
 
Leftover little smokie's wrapped in soggy wonder bread and baked in the oven with globs of velveeta on top? 
 
4 day old meatloaf nacho's?
 
Post it up and let us rate just how bad it truly is.
 
Now get on it.
 
And save the holier than thou crap that you never eat stuff like this because we KNOW YOU DO!
 
Ever body knows Jay shaves with 3 day old leftover hot dog water.
 
 
 
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Was there dissing on the frozen patty like it was not crappy-food worthy?    
 
 
 
 
 
 
It's been a long day,  I'll check back tomorrow...(can't keep up on all the posts~~~ :D  )
 
salsalady said:
Was there dissing on the frozen patty like it was not crappy-food worthy? 
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No no, they were just judging one against the other because it was deemed the crappiest a couple pages back, so it set the bar, lol.
 
crap- I'm too tired to go back and quote all the posts and disses......just seemed like someone was getting dissed for posting a frozen patty when thats what the thread is about.
 
 
I prolly missed some posts....  itsallgood! :cool:
 
 
 
 
fading like a cheap suit atm....
 
salsalady said:
Was there dissing on the frozen patty like it was not crappy-food worthy?
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Wouldn't that be a compliment? 

Wait, Dissing? Is it 1993? Oh I get it. That's how old that patty is!
 
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