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Post Your Crappy Spicy Food

Hey y'all.
 
Been thinkin' about this one for a few weeks now. I know some of y'all eat some really ghetto stuff and from time to time I do also. I'm quite sure some of y'all have seen some of my posted pics and thought to yourself..."Daaaaaang TB! That looks like ass!" So recently I got to thinkin'. Yeah I know thats dangerous. 
 
I know for a fact y'all eat some weird sheeit-o-meter stuff. I betcha' dollah's to donut's there's a few of y'all that you've cooked up only the finest .25 cent on sale Ramen and thought it would be goodern ' hell if only it had a can of pork n' beans mixed up in it. And of course adding some hot powder and/or hot sauce makes it completely legit.
 
 
So this is the thread where y'all all come clean and posty your most mangled sickening crap that you've made and eaten.
 
A few rules for posting.
 
1. Tell us about the ingredients used.
 
2. Post the spiceenescxt. A heat ingredient is mandatory!
 
3. Words without a pic to back it up are worthless. Pics are mandatory!
 
4. Absolutely no foo foo in this thread but its more than cool and the gang to describe it as such.
 
5. This is supposed to be a fun but revealing thread. Lets just have fun.
 
 
We that's it then.
 
Let me start this train wreck of a thread.
 
The other night I had some leftover pasta my friend Chico made with anchovies, capers, tomato, chiles, and some other stuff. Didn't have really enough to make a meal size portion so I added some other ingredients. 
 
Microwave radiated leftover orcchiette pasta putanesca with only the finest hand opened bag of generic frozen peas and carrots with topped with sour cream and jalapeno tomato vinaigrette reduction.
 
Too bad I had all the decent sized bowls running in the dishwasher.
 
So I opted to serve this delectable culinary delight up in only the best doggy fine china. Gracias missylou.
 

 
Sure it looks like something missylou ate and then barfed up but it was dang tasty y'all!
 

 
As the stuff was being microwaved the smell of the anchovies from the leftover sauce in the pasta started really smelling up the house. mrs. blues hollah' at me from down the hall in her office from where she was working.
 
"Something is stinkin' to high heaven in there. Would you please take out the garbage for the love of GOD!!!!"
 

 
So what y'all got?
 
Leftover little smokie's wrapped in soggy wonder bread and baked in the oven with globs of velveeta on top? 
 
4 day old meatloaf nacho's?
 
Post it up and let us rate just how bad it truly is.
 
Now get on it.
 
And save the holier than thou crap that you never eat stuff like this because we KNOW YOU DO!
 
Ever body knows Jay shaves with 3 day old leftover hot dog water.
 
 
 
 
Here's my 2 packages of Top Ramen noodles with serrano peppers, grilled chicken, seaweed and a little extra soy sauce.
It didn't taste too bad though. And the spice was perfect. The only bad thing is that it's going to be near 100 degrees today so why the hell did I make soup?!
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I don't eat ramen.
 
And I fo' sho' don't eat no stinkin' soup.
 
So by default in my book, lets see...page 42 paragraph 3.....yep...that sheeit blows!
 
And that seaweed.
 
You scrape that of a pier piling at low tide?
 
Crappiern' hell.
 
JoynersHotPeppers said:
I'd tear that soup up! Now I am going to have to go and make sliders and ceviche... :(
 
Somehow I know for certain that your sheeit ain't gonna' be crappy.
 
Sign me up for 2 slider's and a serving or your ceviche in advance por favor senor.
 
People also say dandelion greens are good. I say NUKE THEM ALL!!!! Unfortunately, not all my neighbors share my sentiments on the plant. Go figure…  :crazy:
 
Admittedly, I thought "spinach" at first, and was wondering just how craptastic was that? But yeah, seaweed…. ramen….. you must have an iron stomach!
 
Reading through this thread has made me so happy.. .  In fact a few times my wife asked me what I was laughing at.  I am not sure if this is craptastic enough for this thread but  something I made for breakfast a few days ago..  
 
leftover mash taters browned up with a sunnyside up egg that photographed really nasty...  I was waiting on  coffee at that point so I am not sure which sauce I grabbed from the fridge door.   From the colour might be saigon hot chili sauce but the consistency looks off. 
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Ashen said:
Reading through this thread has made me so happy.. .  In fact a few times my wife asked me what I was laughing at.  I am not sure if this is craptastic enough for this thread but  something I made for breakfast a few days ago..  
 
leftover mash taters browned up with a sunnyside up egg that photographed really nasty...  I was waiting on  coffee at that point so I am not sure which sauce I grabbed from the fridge door.   From the colour might be saigon hot chili sauce but the consistency looks off. 
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That looks strangely tempting...
 
Ash the egg doesn't look too crappy but those mashed tate's sure do.
 
Crispy outside but baby food in the middle.
 
Blech!
 
But thank God for hot sauce.
 
Hot sauce is a miracle elixir that cures many ills.
 
Ashen said:
....  I was still drunk from the night before and waiting on  coffee at that point so I am not sure which sauce I grabbed from the fridge door.   
 
FIFY  :party:
 
Gotta admit, the 'tater part is definitely craptastic-looking. Kind of like someone puked into a hot skillet. *** WIN ***
 
texas blues said:
Ash the egg doesn't look too crappy but those mashed tate's sure do.
 
Crispy outside but baby food in the middle.
 
Blech!
 
^^^ WRONG. Just wrong. 
 
Everything about that is awesome. ESPECIALLY the potatoes.
 
That meal doesn't even belong in this thread, it's that AWESOME.
 
So what if people 'round here like their potatoes made out of grits, er, rice, er, those gott damm frozen patty thingy's.
 
MMMMMMMMMMMM............
 
I'll have what you're havin'
 
2 please...
 
As I said earlier, I don't eat no stinkin' soup.
 
But that looks kinda' pretty and even healthy.
 
Not crappy.
 
I hate to be the one to say it but....
 
FAIL.
 
texas blues said:
As I said earlier, I don't eat no stinkin' soup.
 
But that looks kinda' pretty and even healthy.
 
Not crappy.
 
I hate to be the one to say it but....
 
FAIL.
I make killer soups. I'd bet you would like it lol...................take a look at my posole in the soup thread. My minestrone is to die for..............
 
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