Real Town Names

[Sickmont]

Can't we have your chest with a bottle of beer? I mean I don't mind if you want to wear a dress too.

i really don't look good in a plunging neckline like that

 

[talas]

i really don't look good in a plunging neckline like that

Please..I don't want to see that picture

 

[rainbowberry]

I do.

 

[talas]

It might be Fun..

 

[Brokensea]

Yes but that kind of thinking leads to slamming your genitals in car doors cos "it might be fun"

 

[Sickmont]

Yes but that kind of thinking leads to slamming your genitals in car doors cos "it might be fun"

Or worse would be doing it repeatedly because it feels good when you finally stop.

 

[talas]

nice....nah, cheap beer and cleavage

The Cleavage and legs for me..Then Beer Brotha

 

[rainbowberry]

The Cleavage and legs for me..Then Beer Brotha

Well obviously I'd opt for the beer first, then cleavage and legs, well I'm a girl so six pack and hairy legs. Actually I'm not really into muscly men.

 

[talas]

Thank the lord for that

 

[Armadillo]

You know you've been too long out in the wilderness exploring with 100 blokes and no women when....

You call a mountain range Les Grand Tetons

East of them there's the Jackson Hole. Shouldn't it be south of them?

 

[AlabamaJack]

Added a few

Bald Knob (Arkansas, US)

Bald Knob (NSW, Australia)

Bastard (Norway)

Bloody Dick (Montana, USA)

Bug Tussle (Alabama, USA)

Burnt Corn (Alabama, USA)

Cunt (Spain)

High Springs (Florida, USA)

Little Dix Village (West Indies)

Long Dong (Guangxi, China) (and I work with a guy whos name is exactly that)

Lower Balls Falls (Twentymile Creek, Ontario, Canada)

Maggie's Nipples (Wyoming, US)

Mount Mee (Qld., Australia)

Pee Pee in Pike County (Ohio)

Phuket (Thailand)

Screamer (Alabama, USA)

Shitbritches Creek (California, US)

Slapout (Alabama, USA)

Slut (Vasterbotten, Sweden)

Sugar Tit (South Carolina, USA)

Takeshita Street (Harajuku, Tokyo, Japan)

Zip Down (Pennsylvania, USA)

 

[Sickmont]

Phuket (Thailand)

Too bad that ones not pronounced the way it would seem to be by the spelling

 

[talas]

LLANFAIRWLLGWYNGLLGOGERYYCHWYRNDROBWILLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH
Thats a good town name

Not the Longest anymore our new Zealand friends have that Joy..

Taumatawhakatangihangakouuauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

 

[rainbowberry]

That's the longest town name in Wales isn't it Talas? Can you spell it off by heart?

 

[talas]

The Church of St. Mary in the pool of the white hazel.

And Spell it of by heart..I forget the last bit always