Repeat after me

Sid03SVT · Oct 29, 2008

oh man, this is why i have one simple rule; any woman that i plan to take home with me can weigh no more than me; its not a bad rule, offends many, espeicially when its last call and im walking around the bar asking "how much do you weigh?" :shame:

TXCG · Oct 29, 2008

I invoke rule 34 on that fat spiderman. Don't let me down guys.

imaguitargod · Oct 29, 2008

Txclosetgrower said:
I invoke rule 34 on that fat spiderman. Don't let me down guys.

I've got a picture...but since it's internet rule #34...it's not safe for this board.

talas · Oct 29, 2008

imaguitargod said:
I've got a picture...but since it's internet rule #34...it's not safe for this board.

Bugger its that bad then I.g ?

imaguitargod · Oct 29, 2008

talas said:
Bugger its that bad then I.g ?

Yes.

DickT · Oct 29, 2008

What the hell is rule 34?

moyboy · Oct 29, 2008

What is rule 34?????

talas said:

And where has that arm gone?????

JayT · Oct 29, 2008

oh Moyboy you had to go there didn't you?

moyboy · Oct 29, 2008

JayT said:
oh Moyboy you had to go there didn't you?

Sorry

I'm sure she is just pulling the plug out of the sink????? Isn't she??

JayT · Oct 29, 2008

You mean there is room for WATER in there????

DickT · Oct 29, 2008

JayT said:
You mean there is room for WATER in there????

I don't think there is enough paper towels for the drying procedure.

imaguitargod · Oct 29, 2008

moyboy said:
What is rule 34?????

Internet Rule #34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

moyboy said:
And where has that arm gone?????

MY GOD! Her bodies eating itself! IT HUNGERS FOR MORE!!!!!!

millworkman · Oct 29, 2008

imaguitargod said:
Internet Rule #34: If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.

MY GOD! Her bodies eating itself! IT HUNGERS FOR MORE!!!!!!

Haha ha. I read that as her boobies eating itself.

imaguitargod · Oct 30, 2008

millworkman said:
Haha ha. I read that as her boobies eating itself.

LOL, just as good!

rainbowberry · Oct 30, 2008

Sid03SVT said:
oh man, this is why i have one simple rule; any woman that i plan to take home with me can weigh no more than me; its not a bad rule, offends many, espeicially when its last call and im walking around the bar asking "how much do you weigh?"

I would never go out with a man who was shorter than me, well I suppose if he had a good sense of humour I might.

Chiliac · Oct 30, 2008

And I thought it was about inner values!!!

...it's not that I'm worried, I'm taller than most gals I know, but anyway....

rainbowberry · Oct 30, 2008

Chiliac said:
And I thought it was about inner values!!!

...it's not that I'm worried, I'm taller than most gals I know, but anyway....

Personality is the main thing for me but it would be useful to be able to reach half of the products on the top shelf in a supermarket.
I haven't met a male shorter than me, not my age anyway and I'm not really midget.

Chiliac · Oct 30, 2008

rainbowberry said:
Personality is the main thing for me but it would be useful to be able to reach half of the products on the top shelf in a supermarket.

You mean the other half?

Sickmont · Oct 30, 2008

rainbowberry said:
Personality is the main thing for me but it would be useful to be able to reach half of the products on the top shelf in a supermarket.
I haven't met a male shorter than me, not my age anyway and I'm not really midget.

So you've never met Danny Devito then, huh?

rainbowberry · Oct 30, 2008

No but I'd take him back home for tea because he's funny and he has 'some' dark hair, I like dark hair.