[SIZE=14pt]The only thing one needs to know about the hippy rating system is that there is no single hippy rating system. Instead, one must refer to the hippy language system which is, in and of itself, ever evolving as each hippy transcends his or her prior existence as a hippy from day to day. Specifically, total syllable and word count is a significant indicator that eclipses all other indicators. Any utterances that are unintelligible to the most ardent student of the English language must be analyzed as such: utterances of two syllables or more are good; utterances of four or more syllables are nebulous references to some indescribable item; while utterances of single syllables may be good or bad. Multiple words or utterances may or may not be conjoined to achieve the total syllable count.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]Consider the following…. “Chingon” is a two-syllable utterance and, therefore, is good. “Shinola” is more than two syllables, so also meets the qualification of something good. “Chingadera”, being four syllables, is clearly a reference to a person, place, or object which has left the hippy blown away. “That’s bad”, while two words, are not conjoined and mean “that’s bad.” On the other hand, “cool” is good, much like the two-syllable “groovy.” “Hot Blue & Righteous” is always conjoined. Since it exceeds four syllables, it is also a nebulous reference to some thing which has left the hippy in another cosmos. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]Nevertheless, all of this is in inverse correlation to the quantity of patchouli in use by the hippy at any given moment. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]Consider the following…. “Chingon” is a two-syllable utterance and, therefore, is good. “Shinola” is more than two syllables, so also meets the qualification of something good. “Chingadera”, being four syllables, is clearly a reference to a person, place, or object which has left the hippy blown away. “That’s bad”, while two words, are not conjoined and mean “that’s bad.” On the other hand, “cool” is good, much like the two-syllable “groovy.” “Hot Blue & Righteous” is always conjoined. Since it exceeds four syllables, it is also a nebulous reference to some thing which has left the hippy in another cosmos. [/SIZE]
[SIZE=14pt]Nevertheless, all of this is in inverse correlation to the quantity of patchouli in use by the hippy at any given moment. [/SIZE]