food Sandwich of the Month

[texas blues]

Never thought I'd see the day
 
TB would make a gourmet "melt"
 
and call it a grilled cheese!
 
Penitentiary steel chingadera!!!!

 
Nothing I do is gourmet.
 
I reckon I could ruin watermelon.
 
With TB ficationating.
 
I will say this.
 
That was a right proper Texas Toast.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

That's foo foo up the yin yang!
 
Grilled cheese is bread cheese and butter.

 

[texas blues]

You may be right.
 
TB foo foo.
 
Maybe.
 
Austin food truck style.
 
Texas Toast Ham and Cheese.
 
$10.95
 
Add side of roasted garlic tomato bisque.
 
$4.50 cup.
 
$6.50 bowl.
 
Chili Cheese Fries.
 
$6.50 small.
 
$8.50 large.
 
Sandwich with side salad and drink.
 
$16.50

 

[Ashen]

Never thought I'd see the day
 
TB would make a gourmet "melt"
 
and call it a grilled cheese!
 
Penitentiary steel chingadera!!!!

I am more shocked he doesn't like Pina in the can. Maybe unpleasant hard penitentiary steel memories.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Pina was his cellie. So he had enough in the can.

 

[texas blues]

I am more shocked he doesn't like Pina in the can. Maybe unpleasant hard penitentiary steel memories.

 
So you're saying.
 
You have pleasant memories.
 
Of prison pineapple in the can?
 
Dude.
 
WTF?

 

[The Hot Pepper]

He Doles it out

 

[Ashen]

My safe word is pineapple juice .


https://youtu.be/HICWP02SC9I

 

[The Hot Pepper]

I don't use no stinkin' canned pineapple.
 
No can.

 
But dude will make a canned salmon burger with canned Spam and canned sardines... and fresh pineapple... on Pilot Boy crackers with ranch. 

 

[Ashen]

Everyone has their line


https://youtu.be/T1zHVSOvihs

 

[texas blues]

 
But dude will make a canned salmon burger with canned Spam and canned sardines... and fresh pineapple... on Pilot Boy crackers with ranch. 

 
Don't make me do it.
 
I swear.
 
I will post a pic of that.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

If you add swiss and a Gorton's fish stick, it's every meal you've ever posted in one

 

[Ashen]

Needs olives.

 

[texas blues]

If you add swiss and a Gorton's fish stick, it's every meal you've ever posted in one

 
And just like that.
 
In 2 pages.
 
I went from gourmet.
 
To prison pineapple.
 
To ghetto gay Gordon's.
 
Fish sticks.
 
You can't buy comedy this good!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlHb2YDnHBI

 

[WarrantMan]

 

[texas blues]

I'm hungry now.
 
Will someone.
 
Please.
 
Post a sammich!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

You said you were

 

[texas blues]

You said you were

 
Do you really want to see that?
 
Got no time now.
 
I'm drinkin' pickle juice.
 
And cheapass hoskey.

 

[dragonsfire]

Time to make some buns and make a tuna melt lol