food Sandwich of the Month

Dang y'all are goin' off the reservation Geronimo style with your sammich mashin' machines.

Ima' tryin' real hardlike to not go and git me one but I know I'd just feel guilty for cheating on Black Betty,

GM's & Sum's crusty crusts are doin' for me what a fluffer comes in right before shooting a 3 way porn scene.

Oooehy gooehy and molten on the inside with some crusty grilled hardness starting to party up, Party HIGH!'

I ma fantasizing a blond scheeze wig made of warm strecthy farmer scheese, while wearing a boxer short underwear modified by a bacon basket weave, Accessorize it with a whole 5 pound butterfied cricket picken old hen house rooster chicken fried style and when cool slung over the shoulder boulder holder style into a culinary manzear. Pouches with in the manzear splooge jalapeno ranch for your further pervy dining pleasure. Ass pocket of hot snause on deck and at the ready capsicum mayhem that goes where it may. You just gottal roll with how ya' feel it.

Don brujo has now entered the vision and with him is mescalito boy with several cobs of magic indian corn and a mag bottle of mezcal. Bout to get trippy up in hear. Pray I don't wake up with my long dead 96 old grandma sliding up my knee with a bowie knife clenched between her teeth in an attempt to cleanse me of the evil spirits of the goin;'s on. Once i dreamt I was eating cottage cheese from a gallon bucket that was clamped to my face and then I came to there was a 450 pound woman sitting on my chest and rubbing an enchilada with pickle sauce all up an down my legs.

Culinary visions.

They're really nightmares.

Ambien spice is rockin; and ehe who controls the spice controls the UNIVERSE!

Peas.

I'm out,
 
Dang y'all are goin' off the reservation Geronimo style with your sammich mashin' machines.

Ima' tryin' real hardlike to not go and git me one but I know I'd just feel guilty for cheating on Black Betty,

GM's & Sum's crusty crusts are doin' for me what a fluffer comes in right before shooting a 3 way porn scene.

Oooehy gooehy and molten on the inside with some crusty grilled hardness starting to party up, Party HIGH!'

I ma fantasizing a blond scheeze wig made of warm strecthy farmer scheese, while wearing a boxer short underwear modified by a bacon basket weave, Accessorize it with a whole 5 pound butterfied cricket picken old hen house rooster chicken fried style and when cool slung over the shoulder boulder holder style into a culinary manzear. Pouches with in the manzear splooge jalapeno ranch for your further pervy dining pleasure. Ass pocket of hot snause on deck and at the ready capsicum mayhem that goes where it may. You just gottal roll with how ya' feel it.

Don brujo has now entered the vision and with him is mescalito boy with several cobs of magic indian corn and a mag bottle of mezcal. Bout to get trippy up in hear. Pray I don't wake up with my long dead 96 old grandma sliding up my knee with a bowie knife clenched between her teeth in an attempt to cleanse me of the evil spirits of the goin;'s on. Once i dreamt I was eating cottage cheese from a gallon bucket that was clamped to my face and then I came to there was a 450 pound woman sitting on my chest and rubbing an enchilada with pickle sauce all up an down my legs.

Culinary visions.

They're really nightmares.

Ambien spice is rockin; and ehe who controls the spice controls the UNIVERSE!

Peas.

I'm out,

Only thang you fergott was a Shot of Don Julio in your Bellybutton.

And thanks for all my future nightmares.
 
I'm doin one up in a bit here fer dinner... That's muh word! I may follow the trend of late and go all panini up in here... We'll see. Time shall tell.
 
I'm doin one up in a bit here fer dinner... That's muh word! I may follow the trend of late and go all panini up in here... We'll see. Time shall tell.

Dude, do the panini but don't give in to the machines.

Its only a matter of time before they take over.

The only panini machine I will buy or use operates on el34 vacuum tubes and can't access The Matrix.
 
Those people from the future really hooked it up when they sent us paninibots.

"COok WitH me IF you wanT to MeLt" all Schwarzenegger like

And yeah, his last name has like 17 letters, so I had to google the spelling.
 
Stop...... Tuna time.

Um, ok its messy. I used just under an entire can of tuna for each. No regrets. I like it messy.

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Hadda fit my veggies in somewhere.
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The tuna cheese landslide is flowing over the edges. I swear I used a 50/50 mix of cheese and tuna.

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I want mooore oh dat!
 
I warned you.

THE MACHINES!!!!

And now look what they've done to your post.

The pics are too frikken small!!

The machines are robbing us of our humanity.

WAIT.

What the hail are veggie's doing in your pics?

That just ain't right.

I should also add that while that tuna melt looks unabashedly awesome, I much prefer the classic version.

Open faced.

Broiler melted.

Eaten with knife and fork.
 
TB I'm looking for the post where you said it was panini month :lol:
 
TB I'm looking for the post where you said it was panini month :lol:

Negative.

I never said "panini" month.

And I got overruled.

Its them other folk that wanted "melt" and grilled cheese like sammich's.

No matter.

I'm digging where the thread is going with the whole melt chingaderra theme.
 
I want to see some CI, spatulas, and bricks with tin foil pronto!
 
I warned you.

THE MACHINES!!!!

And now look what they've done to your post.

The pics are too frikken small!!

The machines are robbing us of our humanity.


I needa find a new place to host em I think.

WAIT.

What the hail are veggie's doing in your pics?

That just ain't right.

Every meal should include at least a serving. I'm a slave to this got damn body. It craves this stuff for some reason. And cheese. I can only live for two days with out cheese before death sets in.


TB I'm looking for the post where you said it was panini month :lol:

The paninibots are takin this place over. Tis true



I want to see some CI, spatulas, and bricks with tin foil pronto!

I don't even own cast iron... Which I'm changing. I just got my first cast iron anything for me birfday on saturday. A dutch oven!
 
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