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Scovie's Shenanigans.

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Turkey + Eggs = Echh!!
 
So here's the story, I was 17 years old, the year was 1986. Thanksgiving leftovers. I was really really REALLY stoned one day and got the munchies somethin fierce. Leftover Turkey omelet! Sounds awesome!!
 
So I made up a 6 egg omelet with a pile of turkey, cheddar, pickled peños, and onions. I ate about half of it when all of a sudden, the turkey meat seemed chewy/rubbery. I looked at my plate and realized I was eating a bird wrapped in eggs. "EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That's just WRONG!" The rest went into the garbage and I wanted to puke. Ever since. No way. I just can't do it.
 
One of those "bad experience phobias" I guess. LOL
 
Scoville DeVille said:
Turkey + Eggs = Echh!!
 
So here's the story, I was 17 years old, the year was 1986. Thanksgiving leftovers. I was really really REALLY stoned one day and got the munchies somethin fierce. Leftover Turkey omelet! Sounds awesome!!
 
So I made up a 6 egg omelet with a pile of turkey, cheddar, pickled peños, and onions. I ate about half of it when all of a sudden, the turkey meat seemed chewy/rubbery. I looked at my plate and realized I was eating a bird wrapped in eggs. "EEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! That's just WRONG!" The rest went into the garbage and I wanted to puke. Ever since. No way. I just can't do it.
 
One of those "bad experience phobias" I guess. LOL
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That actually sounds pretty damn good! May have to try that soon!
 
I'm not a huge turkey fan myself. So it's the turkey part he doesn't like. Okay.
 
What happened that day that wierded you out?
 
I can see now why you won't eat it. It reminds you of that day. Not the taste. What happened? Your outhouse burned?
 
I think it was a combination of the textures of the meat/eggs and weed.  :high:  :high:  :high:
 
Eggs and bird meat have a very similar texture.
 
Bad deal.
 
Hot dogs are good.
 
Pasta is good.
 
Hot dogs in a pasta dish baaaaaaaaaaad.
 
Okay NOW I get it.
 
:)
 
Yeah!
 
And another thing I'm weird about is stuff like cake and ice cream. Two plates please.
 
I don't want cake crumbs in my ice cream and I don't want soggy cake.
 
Grass Snake said:
Actually that sounds pretty good THP. 
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Yeah, I could probably do that. Especially if I still smoked weed. LOL I wouldn't be all queebed out about it like eggs and turkey. ech. (just typing it gives me the heebie jeebies)
Oh god. ketchup is a whole 'nother deal. hahaha
 
Here ya go Scovie bon appetit
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Scoville DeVille said:
Yeah!
 
And another thing I'm weird about is stuff like cake and ice cream. Two plates please.
 
I don't want cake crumbs in my ice cream and I don't want soggy cake.
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All this time I thought you were OSCAR but you're FELIX!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CJ, how do you deal????
 
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