Well I gotta get drunk but I sure do dread it cuz I know what I'm gonna do,
Start spendin my money, callin everybody honey, and wind up singin the blues.
I spent my whole paycheck on some ol' wreck and brother I can name you a few.
I gotta get drunk, I CAN'T STAY SOBER, there's a lot of good people in town
Who like to see me holler, see me spend my dollar and I wouldn't think of lettin 'em down.
There's a lot of doctors that tell me, I'd better start slowin it down,
But there's more 'ol drunks than there are 'ol doctors,
SO I GUESS WE'D BETTER HAVE ANOTHER ROUND.
Howdy Boys!