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Smasehd for life

So it wasn't Peaches that poked your eye out with her salt or lime nipple.

I wonder how you were handing out those ones...

Where were you putting them...

Maybe a pasty tassel hit you in the eye while you were depositing a $1. bill from your mouth.

Seen it happen before.
Some hotties can twirl their tassels pretty fast...
Forces you to duck real fast on your way to the G string deposite zone.
Look up one min. and get popped with a tassel the next.

Shoulda got a lap dance. LOL

HMM , your back hurts...which back?
Where was he putting the ones?
300 might hurt in the BACK end...
How drunk were they?

Starting to look like my travels in Mex. can't hold a candle to what goes on here these days.

But you ain't got no Takillya Goat BBQ's with mooee bonitas.
I'll post a new story soon.
I guess I gotta get less wordy though.
You guys don't like long stories very much.
I just hate missing all the details sometimes.
Actually I only remember pieces of the stories.
Since several people filled in the details,the stories get kinda long...
One guy just reminded me of another story...
Besides as drunk as I get,I can't help getting long winded about the good old days.

I know I'm no Steinbeck or Carlos Castaneda or Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra either.

Lots of good words are better if you know how to write stuff,I'm just a drunk that traveled around a while in my younger days.

DID you get any table dance pics?
Most people,except me have cell phones etc. these days.
I only have 5+ yr. old digital cameras that don't work anymore.
 
Oh God no...no pics here! No cell phone either.
And I musta lost the $300...or just recycled it back to the bar! That sounds like me!  :rofl:
 
aaahhh....good times!    :cheers:
 
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:cheers: bitches
 
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