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Smasehd for life
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sicman said:
WHY? LOL
I wasn't even trying.
I was lazy and never probably achieved my full potential.
Strive for greatness.
I'm sure others could be better at it than me.
I'm getting old,been rode hard and put up wet too many times.
Best wishes to you with your future endevers.
I wasn't even trying.
I was lazy and never probably achieved my full potential.
Strive for greatness.
I'm sure others could be better at it than me.
I'm getting old,been rode hard and put up wet too many times.
Best wishes to you with your future endevers.
Real drunks don't have a long enough attention span to read all those words!
It only took 3 years to hit mostly the right keys to write that.
Keyboard kept moving around on me.
Drunks can read 2X that amount of words easily.
If properly primed up,they see double...read 2X faster might be a little blurry but ya get used to that.
Drunks love anything concerning booze.
Keyboard kept moving around on me.
Drunks can read 2X that amount of words easily.
If properly primed up,they see double...read 2X faster might be a little blurry but ya get used to that.
Drunks love anything concerning booze.
True, but not the lightweight makebelievers that post here...
Smoke Master Go Home ur SOBER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b0ftfKFEJg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6b0ftfKFEJg
That's a new one...most times it's - Smoke your broke and you're at your tab limit-go home.
Never been accused of being sober before.
I have to admit,I have cut down on the booze consumption these days.
I only allow myself to drink a Gal. of moonshine,a case of homebrew and a few dozen drinks bought by others in a 24hr. period.
Sober huh?
(Maybe I should add a few more cases to my daily allotment...I hate being accused of being sober.Too many YEARS of drinking to get where I am today.I'd hate to throw that all away..)
Just enough booze to keep the hangover away...take the edge off of reality...
Side effect is that I read kinda slow these days due to a total lack of double vision.
Kinda sucks...I wonder if 2 monitors would help to at least make some things look normal.
Good think the kid put the boot on,otherwise I'd have been trying to figure out that the high tennis shoe was the odd one (it had white laces)...coulda taken years to figure out.
Never been accused of being sober before.
I have to admit,I have cut down on the booze consumption these days.
I only allow myself to drink a Gal. of moonshine,a case of homebrew and a few dozen drinks bought by others in a 24hr. period.
Sober huh?
(Maybe I should add a few more cases to my daily allotment...I hate being accused of being sober.Too many YEARS of drinking to get where I am today.I'd hate to throw that all away..)
Just enough booze to keep the hangover away...take the edge off of reality...
Side effect is that I read kinda slow these days due to a total lack of double vision.
Kinda sucks...I wonder if 2 monitors would help to at least make some things look normal.
Good think the kid put the boot on,otherwise I'd have been trying to figure out that the high tennis shoe was the odd one (it had white laces)...coulda taken years to figure out.
I wouldn't worry about the strangers in the house as long as they don't drink up all your booze.
Once you get your alcohol level back to normal you'l forget about them anyway.
Sounds like you had a very close call.
Maybe you should see a counseler about some unknown problem that might be developing- how in the world could you have almost sobered up?
Why did you go without a drink for that long?
Probably narrowly avoided a hangover.
If it was because you ran out ,accidents happen.
IF there was booze within reach you may have some hidden mental problem developing.
Nip it in the bud before you wake up one day at an AA meeting or something horrible like that.
Once you get your alcohol level back to normal you'l forget about them anyway.
Sounds like you had a very close call.
Maybe you should see a counseler about some unknown problem that might be developing- how in the world could you have almost sobered up?
Why did you go without a drink for that long?
Probably narrowly avoided a hangover.
If it was because you ran out ,accidents happen.
IF there was booze within reach you may have some hidden mental problem developing.
Nip it in the bud before you wake up one day at an AA meeting or something horrible like that.
So THAT'S why you were so quiet all weekend JT?!?!?!
Closest to Maynards WORK reaction-at the end
I hope you got to chug a few pints of shine before you went to work...
A sad state of affairs when sobriety rears it's ugly head.
More about Mexico you say?
How I met the Shrimpers in Puerto Panasco.
Well after everyone stopped celebrating the dodgers win and all but the Shrimpers went home or just passed out,they the shrimpers broke out a gal. milk type plastic bottle/jug of what looked to be water.
We proceeded to drink it.
After 6 weeks,when I got back to the states,I found out it was Home brew Takillya,somewhere near 500 proof.
Back to the Shrimpers.
They stayed up drinking in prep for going out on the next high tide,dark thirty something I think.Seems that both moons were in the sky as we went on board the trawler.
Since there were only 3 gunboats in the harbour to stop the shrimpers from going out.They would ALL go out at once.The federalies can only stop 3 boats so the rest made it out.
They would offload on different beaches before coming back in(to the U haul guys,shrimp runners).
Pissed the guys in the gunboats off real good when the shrimpers came in empty,no shrimp to tax.Just piles of empty milk jugs.
SO even though I only know a few cuss words in Spanish and nobody spoke english.
The marvels of a good jug of home brew are amazing.
So somehow we got invited to go out with a shrimper to do some fishing.(they said they had a mucho Takillya on board).
SOO,I find myself sitting on a pile of ropes,gal. jug in hand,floating around the coast of Mexico somewhere.
I'm getting bored by this time,I want to fish,shrimping isn't fishing.
The clear stuff is cool though...
All of a sudden,one of the deck hands/shrimp hands/Piscadoros? comes running up with some kind of heavy duty fishing rod in hand yelling something in mexican.
I figured out it was time to fish.
These Mexicans don't waste anything...
It seems when they pull the nets up every fish in the Ocean hears the dinner bell.
All kinds of stuff besides shrimp is in the net.
They empty the net on deck and shovel the non shrimp items overboard.
Us Gringos call it Chumming.
Well you grab a chunk of whatever they are tossing overboard and put it on a size gazillion/0 hook and drop it over the side.
Since sharks in the 40ft category are the top of the food chain,you end up hooking one of them most times.
Or you get a Fishdunken-Cod inside a Bonita inside a Tuna inside a shark.
Did I mention the fishing pole was an old flag pole with steal cable welded to the end?
Anyway,the shrimpers let you play with the shark until you need another chug from the milk jug,then out comes the skeet shooter with slugs in his shot gun.
Boom Boom,time to play with another shark.
If the shark was a mako or something good they lasso the tail,cut off a few steaks and toss it back in.
They hate sharks,they tear holes in the nets etc.
They normally would have kept the sharks but I think icing them down in a U haul,trucking them around doesn't keep them fresh enough for a ride in the desert to the U.S.
Something about shrimp being small are easily cooled,a 30000000Kilo shark doesn't cool or something...
I also found out the stuff in the milk jug REALLY lets you get your Sea Legs FAST.
Once you adjust your stagger,you'll think you are on dry land in the days when you were afflicted with sobriety.
Gotta hit up the liquor store.
More to come,IF someone reminds me of my time in mexico...
Oh ya,there was that BIG takillya Goat BBQ...I remember some one telling me about it.
The home brew Takillya and grub was EXNT.
Seems there were a lot of Woman,Mooey Bonita.
Only thing that gets a good drunk better is one or 4 of them bonitas serving you the shots as needed.
After a couple pints I'll post more adventures if you want to read more stories about how I got to be a Pro.
A sad state of affairs when sobriety rears it's ugly head.
More about Mexico you say?
How I met the Shrimpers in Puerto Panasco.
Well after everyone stopped celebrating the dodgers win and all but the Shrimpers went home or just passed out,they the shrimpers broke out a gal. milk type plastic bottle/jug of what looked to be water.
We proceeded to drink it.
After 6 weeks,when I got back to the states,I found out it was Home brew Takillya,somewhere near 500 proof.
Back to the Shrimpers.
They stayed up drinking in prep for going out on the next high tide,dark thirty something I think.Seems that both moons were in the sky as we went on board the trawler.
Since there were only 3 gunboats in the harbour to stop the shrimpers from going out.They would ALL go out at once.The federalies can only stop 3 boats so the rest made it out.
They would offload on different beaches before coming back in(to the U haul guys,shrimp runners).
Pissed the guys in the gunboats off real good when the shrimpers came in empty,no shrimp to tax.Just piles of empty milk jugs.
SO even though I only know a few cuss words in Spanish and nobody spoke english.
The marvels of a good jug of home brew are amazing.
So somehow we got invited to go out with a shrimper to do some fishing.(they said they had a mucho Takillya on board).
SOO,I find myself sitting on a pile of ropes,gal. jug in hand,floating around the coast of Mexico somewhere.
I'm getting bored by this time,I want to fish,shrimping isn't fishing.
The clear stuff is cool though...
All of a sudden,one of the deck hands/shrimp hands/Piscadoros? comes running up with some kind of heavy duty fishing rod in hand yelling something in mexican.
I figured out it was time to fish.
These Mexicans don't waste anything...
It seems when they pull the nets up every fish in the Ocean hears the dinner bell.
All kinds of stuff besides shrimp is in the net.
They empty the net on deck and shovel the non shrimp items overboard.
Us Gringos call it Chumming.
Well you grab a chunk of whatever they are tossing overboard and put it on a size gazillion/0 hook and drop it over the side.
Since sharks in the 40ft category are the top of the food chain,you end up hooking one of them most times.
Or you get a Fishdunken-Cod inside a Bonita inside a Tuna inside a shark.
Did I mention the fishing pole was an old flag pole with steal cable welded to the end?
Anyway,the shrimpers let you play with the shark until you need another chug from the milk jug,then out comes the skeet shooter with slugs in his shot gun.
Boom Boom,time to play with another shark.
If the shark was a mako or something good they lasso the tail,cut off a few steaks and toss it back in.
They hate sharks,they tear holes in the nets etc.
They normally would have kept the sharks but I think icing them down in a U haul,trucking them around doesn't keep them fresh enough for a ride in the desert to the U.S.
Something about shrimp being small are easily cooled,a 30000000Kilo shark doesn't cool or something...
I also found out the stuff in the milk jug REALLY lets you get your Sea Legs FAST.
Once you adjust your stagger,you'll think you are on dry land in the days when you were afflicted with sobriety.
Gotta hit up the liquor store.
More to come,IF someone reminds me of my time in mexico...
Oh ya,there was that BIG takillya Goat BBQ...I remember some one telling me about it.
The home brew Takillya and grub was EXNT.
Seems there were a lot of Woman,Mooey Bonita.
Only thing that gets a good drunk better is one or 4 of them bonitas serving you the shots as needed.
After a couple pints I'll post more adventures if you want to read more stories about how I got to be a Pro.
Dobie Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
I am drinking pickle shots. Fatalii and bhut infused vodka and pickle juice.No Doobies in Mexico.
A BIG NO NO!
BIG TIME HASSLE if you get caught.
We are talking possible years in jail for a joint if they are in a bad mood when they bust you.
Staggering around drunk is OK.pay a few $ and get out of town...
They check out ALL the Gringos for dope at one time or another in bourder towns or drug dealing towns.
The Dope wars are even worse now.
I won't go to Mexico anymore except in a boat these days,Mex. waters only,never step foot on land and have all my permits etc.
T.J. etc. aren't safe anymore.
NEVER,EVER bring even a bb gun there either.
DON"T even have a gun style emergency Flare gun on board.
Biiig hassle for anything that even looks like a gun.
I think for the most part,they hassle mostly the college guys out for dope and drugs.
They have $ to buy their way out and they get a ride to Sonoita(SP?) and a kick in the butt to help them on their way home...
Anything of value you came in with is gone,including your expensive car and tennis shoes/cloths.
I've seen several kids wearing a poncho and nothing else hitching their way home after getting busted for drugs.
They came in with $,a car and expensive cloths a week ago.
Got busted,beaten and kicked out.
If the cops think your family is rich you are REALLY screwed.
You can spend years paying off the powers that be to get you out.
You are in a foreign Country,Not in Kansas anymore.
I guess you never checked out Mexico in person these days.
Besides,who needs a mear pot high to mess with a good drunk?
JayT,good use of otherwise useless pickle juice(no proof rating).
Of coarse the peppers were to be expected.
Looks like you are recovering well from your near disastrous bout with sobriety.
Well on your way to recovery.
Good Job,and to top that off,you survived work while fighting of sobriety too.
I'm in awe.
I was thinking,it might be nice to have that lady and kids around to haul the empties to the recycler and make runs to the liquor barn.
Only seeing 1 1/2 right now,might write another installment latter tonight(see I'm not drunk enough yet-used a big word and might have speiled it right too).
A BIG NO NO!
BIG TIME HASSLE if you get caught.
We are talking possible years in jail for a joint if they are in a bad mood when they bust you.
Staggering around drunk is OK.pay a few $ and get out of town...
They check out ALL the Gringos for dope at one time or another in bourder towns or drug dealing towns.
The Dope wars are even worse now.
I won't go to Mexico anymore except in a boat these days,Mex. waters only,never step foot on land and have all my permits etc.
T.J. etc. aren't safe anymore.
NEVER,EVER bring even a bb gun there either.
DON"T even have a gun style emergency Flare gun on board.
Biiig hassle for anything that even looks like a gun.
I think for the most part,they hassle mostly the college guys out for dope and drugs.
They have $ to buy their way out and they get a ride to Sonoita(SP?) and a kick in the butt to help them on their way home...
Anything of value you came in with is gone,including your expensive car and tennis shoes/cloths.
I've seen several kids wearing a poncho and nothing else hitching their way home after getting busted for drugs.
They came in with $,a car and expensive cloths a week ago.
Got busted,beaten and kicked out.
If the cops think your family is rich you are REALLY screwed.
You can spend years paying off the powers that be to get you out.
You are in a foreign Country,Not in Kansas anymore.
I guess you never checked out Mexico in person these days.
Besides,who needs a mear pot high to mess with a good drunk?
JayT,good use of otherwise useless pickle juice(no proof rating).
Of coarse the peppers were to be expected.
Looks like you are recovering well from your near disastrous bout with sobriety.
Well on your way to recovery.
Good Job,and to top that off,you survived work while fighting of sobriety too.
I'm in awe.
I was thinking,it might be nice to have that lady and kids around to haul the empties to the recycler and make runs to the liquor barn.
Only seeing 1 1/2 right now,might write another installment latter tonight(see I'm not drunk enough yet-used a big word and might have speiled it right too).