You wanna crack up??? Just wait until I can drink again...... I am telling you it'll be great.... I am a really happy drunk. 
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Smasehd for life
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Merry Christmas!...... Well it is here in Australia anyway. Saddly I had to stop drinking last night because I have to go pick up my Brother this morning. But I figure if I pick him up, it means someone else can drive him home. He really needs to get himself a Woman, that way she can drive him around. 
Not really a big fan of Christmas day, means I have to see all my Family. Luckily me and my Brothers have made it tradition to get totally shitfaced on Christmas day which helps kill the pain. 
Not really a big fan of Christmas day, means I have to see all my Family. Luckily me and my Brothers have made it tradition to get totally shitfaced on Christmas day which helps kill the pain. 
(Charlie Brown reference) UUUUUUUUGGGGGGG
WHAT THE F&@K!!!!!
WHAT HAPPENED! MY HEADS SPINNING.
WHAT BIG PLAN? I don't remember nothing bout no big plan!
Got to gosee inlaws, while still hanging. Probably need another drink first.
Aaron
WHAT THE F&@K!!!!!
WHAT HAPPENED! MY HEADS SPINNING.
WHAT BIG PLAN? I don't remember nothing bout no big plan!
Got to gosee inlaws, while still hanging. Probably need another drink first.
Aaron
for real i wont be happy unless i ruin like ten other peoples night hahahaha where's that little kids' cigarrette?
Get after it Jayman, seems the Holiday/Family/Alcohol trifecta is the same 'round the whole planet!
Your "Big Plan" was to be hungover, sounds like it's coming together nicely!
THAT'S AN EXCELLENT PLAN!!!
Til I got up and got to my inlaws. Head still spinning. Feel I was trying to spin on my head last night. Make it stop (ralph)
Aaron
My inlaws made a dessert with rum extract....not needed in my current state. Got food in my belly though and starting to feel better. Don't work til 1pm tomorrow so thinking one more time. You with me SD?
Aaron
for real i wont be happy unless i ruin like ten other peoples night
For real?
How's about I won't be happy unless someone ruins your night?
Don't bring that shit here.
Now let's drink another and be merry!
Funny my Grandmother asking me if I could taste the booze in the Christmas Pudding. Thanks GASI, He's cool, I think he's just a smart ass like me. But seriously... "Don't bring that shit here"!!!!!
My Prime Rib is up to 96º F. It's 16º F outside, and it's on the rotisserie, Low and Slow... huh...
Merry Christmas all you Ausies! It's 10:30 PM here Christmas Eve night, and I'm drinking heavily, waiting for my Prime Rib to finish goin round-n-round.....
Jayman! WORD! Except.... "Johnie Walker" and "sober" should never be used in the same sentence... EVER! Merry Christmas bro....
Now where's Aaaron?
I see you wheebz, done bangin? or just gettin warmed up?
My Prime Rib is up to 96º F. It's 16º F outside, and it's on the rotisserie, Low and Slow... huh...
Merry Christmas all you Ausies! It's 10:30 PM here Christmas Eve night, and I'm drinking heavily, waiting for my Prime Rib to finish goin round-n-round.....
Jayman! WORD! Except.... "Johnie Walker" and "sober" should never be used in the same sentence... EVER! Merry Christmas bro....
Now where's Aaaron?
I see you wheebz, done bangin? or just gettin warmed up?
Sheeet, musky, that sucks. You had a great one up until that point though, right?
