SOBRIETY SUCKS!!!

stillmanz · Oct 16, 2008

Hi My name is Michael and I am an alcoholic.
Functioning but only just.

I don't trust a man who dosn't have a drink.

AlabamaJack · Oct 16, 2008

If a man says he has never taken a drink, he is either dead or a liar...

chilliman64 · Oct 16, 2008

stillmanz said:
Hi My name is Michael and I am an alcoholic.
Functioning but only just.

I don't trust a man who dosn't have a drink.

you saw me

imaguitargod · Oct 16, 2008

JayT said:
Um....ahem...uh I'm sorry but do the letters P.B.R. mean anything to you? I have seen pictures.

Nope, wasn't me, nope....gunna deny that...nope....

Caustic Casey · Nov 4, 2008

The Fine Line

I walk a fine line between control and full blown addiction.
I always end up taking a break from alcohol because of one or more of the following:
1) I am afraid it will control me.
2) Alcoholism runs in my family.
3) I get completely worn down.
4) I want it to always be a novelty, not a bad habit.

That being said, I always look forward to going back and drinking again. But I have to be careful. It's a powerful drug.

Sickmont · Nov 4, 2008

Caustic Casey said:
I walk a fine line between control and full blown addiction.
I always end up taking a break from alcohol because of one or more of the following:
1) I am afraid it will control me.
2) Alcoholism runs in my family.
3) I get completely worn down.
4) I want it to always be a novelty, not a bad habit.

That being said, I always look forward to going back and drinking again. But I have to be careful. It's a powerful drug.

Seriously, those are the reasons i backed off of the vodka and gin quite a bit. Beer doesnt manage to wrap it's fingers around me like the heavier stuff does.

JayT · Nov 4, 2008

I can't be an alcoholic, I've never been to a meeting...

Sickmont · Nov 4, 2008

JayT said:
I can't be an alcoholic, I've never been to a meeting...

And thats why i consider myself a drunk.

DevilDuck · Nov 4, 2008

I don't have a drinking problem....

I drink.
I get drunk.
I fall down.
No problem.

JayT · Nov 4, 2008

depending on where you fall down or whom you fall down on...

imaguitargod · Nov 4, 2008

My friend told me this one, and now I use it all the time:
"I am not an alcoholic, I’m a drunk. An alcoholic means that I have a problem and when I drink all my problems go away."

moyboy · Nov 4, 2008

I found a good way to limit my alcohol intake was to only drink on days that have the letter 'Y' in it.

I have been a lot better since i started following that rule....

Caustic Casey · Nov 5, 2008

AA meetings?
Shit, I don't even use AA batteries....

Sickmont · Nov 5, 2008

AAA is for the real drunks anyways

Sid03SVT · Nov 5, 2008

i was an alcaholic, but i went back to college so now im just a college student

imaguitargod · Nov 5, 2008

Sickmont said:
AAA is for the real drunks anyways

You're absoluetely correct. I've been a member for AAA for 7 years now. I always call them to pull my car out of a ditch when ever I'm drunk. :oops:

Sickmont · Nov 5, 2008

imaguitargod said:
You're absoluetely correct. I've been a member for AAA for 7 years now. I always call them to pull my car out of a ditch when ever I'm drunk.

Nice. Thats makes it worth the money right there.

texas blues · Nov 8, 2008

When I drink I am quite a happy drunk. I do tend to get a bit lewd and suggestive. I don't actually do it. I just suggest it.

Cheers, TB.

rainbowberry · Nov 9, 2008

texas blues said:
When I drink I am quite a happy drunk. I do tend to get a bit lewd and suggestive. I don't actually do it. I just suggest it.

Cheers, TB.

People say they can't tell the difference with me, I think I talk a lot more though... yes more than usual.

AlabamaJack · Nov 9, 2008

what was it RB...if we visit you, bring red wine?...