cheezydemon said:People with no sense of smell are 85% more likely to be killed by a rhinocerous.
ExtremeBurn said:LMAO! hahaha
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb
Dyce51 said:LMAO wy wife told me I'm almost there!!! LOL
HAHAHA....nice dig at me.cheezydemon said:People with no sense of smell are 85% more likely to be killed by a rhinocerous.
They actually start moving their mouth as if their speaking in the womb which is something guys do not do. I'm not saying that to be sexist, it's actually true and well documented.ExtremeBurn said:On average, women utter 7,000 words a day; men manage just over 2,000
Wait, WOW! So that's why we got hasseled in Jersey when we wanted to pump our own gas!!!!! Dude, you just solved a big weird out moment for me and my friend! Thanks!Txclosetgrower said:There are places where it's illegal to pump your own gas. Like New Jersey. That fact still amazes me.
Other state is Oregon.
Hehehe, Jesus is in your fridge, puttin babies in the crisper.Txclosetgrower said:IGG keeps babies in his fridge.
imaguitargod said:Sigh, I kinda miss my long hair.
QuadShotz said:We have some good ones over here:
City law in Seattle says "You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length."
Well,dang...guess I gotta go nude now...
In related law in WA, All lollipops are banned.
The Best for last:
"You may not ride an ugly horse."
That's City Law in... WILBUR, WA.
Hahaha..WIIIIIILLLLBURRRRRR!