a large green eyed angry looking dog with a knife....A FRIGGIN" KNIFE!!! Have that dog walk around some of the Vegas neighborhoods and the gangbangers from teh hood would clear out!
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The Chronicles of JayT
- Thread starter SumOfMyBits
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because he looks so 
and 
. But really he is a little 
He only turned liked that after Jay had his way with his little doggy brain, here i will show you a before pic....
Admittedly he was in a rather happy mood after returning from Sheens house....
I have to say that since my Rottie has passed, I love my namesake pup more than any other dog. Have him come close to the computer and I will speak to him over the interweb to tell him my wishes...
There... he will protect you and your lovely woman, bring you beers, and bite anyone named Moyboy or anything of the like from here on out.
Angry looking?!?! Hmm. Can't see it. There again, all that lovely, long, shiney, sharp steel might just be mesmerizing me..... ;o)
I swear I saw a merkin-clad individual jump the bon-fire on this night.
I'd end up pointing out TexasBlues as the culprit, but I was too blitzed on beers to be a credible witness.
This party was like Burning Man x 10.
Glow sticks, hula-hoops, clowns on stilts... everything JayT tolerates, but doesn't do, was there.
Last thing I remember was twenty bikini-clad ladies wearing Silly Bands signing [yelling] "Boots with the Fur!!!"... while wearing boots with fur.
Fun Times!!!
True Story.
midwestchilehead
eXtreme
What a good looking pooch. JayT, can you see to it in your awesomeness to let that little scamp know you were not disappointed? And Nova, who wouldn't be happy after coming from Sheens? I've never gotten to take a vacation in the tropics with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend and a porn star, but it is definitely something I aspire to. I'm sure that JayT has done it though.
True story.
True story.
I try to use my powers for more important things than hookers and blow. And for the last time Bieber is not in my world.
I got into the rental car at Jacksonville, and within five minutes heard a JayB song. I drove away from the city a ways, started to lose the channel, so changed stations. Yep - same JayB song. Continued to drive and lost that channel, so changed stations again. Yep - same JayB song again. The song was definitely not in his best range, so I was wondering why so many channels were playing it - surely there are better JayB songs than that to play! JayT appeared in the passenger seat. He just looked at me, smiled, winked, then disappeared. No more JayB songs for the rest of my trip..... ahhhhhh!
True story.
True story.
I was watching the history channel last night and they were talking about one of the biggest battles of WWI. During the fight for air supremacy in the sky's over Germany, one of the biggest battles was fought between Baron Von Richtoven in his red Fokker Dr.1 Triplane and Snoopy in his Stopwith Camel. While records show that 80 men tried and 80 men died trying to stop his spree Snoopy, after being shot down by the Red Baron several times himself, was able to shoot him down.
What the history channel and the history books don't talk about is Snoopys wing man. After much research I found out that it was none other than JayT. You see JayT went up about noon that day with the awsome scent of microwave hotdogs trailing from his Camel. The Red Baron was completely mesmerized by the smell and was taken completely unaware by Snoopy as he came down on him out of the sun. Snoopy fired once then he fired twice and the Red Barons plane belched smoke and went spinning out of sight. JayT then went inverted and pulled his plane over Snoopys where he passed him some fresh microwaved hot dogs and Snoopy passed back some great Root Beer.
Now you know "The Rest Of The Story"
True Story
What the history channel and the history books don't talk about is Snoopys wing man. After much research I found out that it was none other than JayT. You see JayT went up about noon that day with the awsome scent of microwave hotdogs trailing from his Camel. The Red Baron was completely mesmerized by the smell and was taken completely unaware by Snoopy as he came down on him out of the sun. Snoopy fired once then he fired twice and the Red Barons plane belched smoke and went spinning out of sight. JayT then went inverted and pulled his plane over Snoopys where he passed him some fresh microwaved hot dogs and Snoopy passed back some great Root Beer.
Now you know "The Rest Of The Story"
True Story
JayT cooked his TD entry in what he calls his dutch oven; his buns of steel.
salsalady
eXtreme Business
After Snoopy shot down the Red Baron, he and JayT flew back to their base.
JayT felt bad, knowing it was Christmas Eve day and hearing the Christmas bells ringing through the land, he knew he had to go back. So JayT climbed back into the Sopwith Camel, took off and found the downed plane of the Red Baron.
JayT buzzed it once, and then again to assess the lay of the plane. He saw that it was right outside an enemy compound filled with soldiers, airmen, planes and it was 40 below.
On the 3rd pass, JayT dropped a steamer trunk of micowaved hot dogs. It landed exactly in the middle of the enemy's compound.
Why he didn't drop some Trinidad Scorpion-laced hot dogs, we'll never know, but what we do know is, the troops saluted the plane, hot dogs in hand, each knowing they'd meet again and hopefully by then, their capsaisin tolerances would have been elevated.
Bringing peace to all the world, and flamuses to the rest...
Snoopy and JayT
Edit-
The Red Baron and his troops were last heard of somewhere int the Balkan states desperately trying to order hot sauces over the internet.
For Snoopy and JayT? Mission Accomplished!
JayT felt bad, knowing it was Christmas Eve day and hearing the Christmas bells ringing through the land, he knew he had to go back. So JayT climbed back into the Sopwith Camel, took off and found the downed plane of the Red Baron.
JayT buzzed it once, and then again to assess the lay of the plane. He saw that it was right outside an enemy compound filled with soldiers, airmen, planes and it was 40 below.
On the 3rd pass, JayT dropped a steamer trunk of micowaved hot dogs. It landed exactly in the middle of the enemy's compound.
Why he didn't drop some Trinidad Scorpion-laced hot dogs, we'll never know, but what we do know is, the troops saluted the plane, hot dogs in hand, each knowing they'd meet again and hopefully by then, their capsaisin tolerances would have been elevated.
Bringing peace to all the world, and flamuses to the rest...
Snoopy and JayT
Edit-
The Red Baron and his troops were last heard of somewhere int the Balkan states desperately trying to order hot sauces over the internet.
For Snoopy and JayT? Mission Accomplished!
midwestchilehead
eXtreme
JayT's kryptonite - The Dutch Oven
True story!
True story!