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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_432iVfr5Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_432iVfr5Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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The Dollar Menu Dare!
- Thread starter muskymojo
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I'm expecting pain.
If not from the event, the digestive aftermath is going to be really, really unpleasant.
What goes in must go out. The aftermath is not gonna be pretty.
I feel the worst for HH81 - HHBH is gonna make him do chores.
As for the bathroom floor mats, I'm thinking the nice cool floor much be preferred while he lays there in the fetal position curled around the terlet.
Second SL again - HHBH, have a camera charged & ready.
That's a lot of powder. I cannot imaging trying to pass a log made mostly of superhots, but I'm thinking "log" might be wishful thinking.
I don't want to get too graphic, but "ring sting" or "bung burn" may be the understatements of the year. We may need to come up with an entirely new term for what this event is going to inflict upon the collective anuses (ani?) of the victim-er, contestants. It's possible one or more of them will experience the most painful crap of their lives.
Of course that's after the 8 hour "prayer curl" - a long time to contemplate how easy it would have been to say, not eat that much capsaicin on purpose.
going to do a test run today with some of my own superhot powder, will report back after lunch
We have been kicking around an idea for a new product around home base here the last few weeks, "Milk-fat infused toilet paper". Sounds like I better hurry up and get a prototype working cause these a**holes are going to need it!
The farts alone might cause 2nd degree burns. I can't imagine what a shart might do to these guys.
Ring Sting
My fav. how did you know? May have to add some Destin as well.
Hey, do they make flame retardant toilet paper?
Ok so just to see what I was in for - I picked up a mcdouble, mixed some of my superhot powder into some of my superhot hotsauce, and put a half oz of each onto a single mcdouble.
You can see all the powdery goodness overflowing off the burger.
in the next (and final) shot you 'll see just how thick of a layer of powder/sauce has been applied.
I ate this at my parents house... mostly because my mom asked me too... plus I wanted a time keeper, and she was the only one available at 11am on a weekday.
my top lip went numb, and my tounge began to tingle right away. the heat was about what I expected, and my sinuses are finally clear. lets hope for all of your sakes that they STAY clear until the pepper arrives in the next few days. haha.
All in all, I think this is totally doable.
Edit: I should point out that each and every layer (between the bread and the first patty, between the two patties, and between the bottom patty and bottom bun has as thick of a layer of sauce/powder. The sauce stuck to the bread better than to the patty, and so its thicker on top.
You can see all the powdery goodness overflowing off the burger.
in the next (and final) shot you 'll see just how thick of a layer of powder/sauce has been applied.
I ate this at my parents house... mostly because my mom asked me too... plus I wanted a time keeper, and she was the only one available at 11am on a weekday.
my top lip went numb, and my tounge began to tingle right away. the heat was about what I expected, and my sinuses are finally clear. lets hope for all of your sakes that they STAY clear until the pepper arrives in the next few days. haha.
All in all, I think this is totally doable.
Edit: I should point out that each and every layer (between the bread and the first patty, between the two patties, and between the bottom patty and bottom bun has as thick of a layer of sauce/powder. The sauce stuck to the bread better than to the patty, and so its thicker on top.
Looks down. ... I mean who's gonna take care of the better half. Damn auto correct. Lol. It's an inside joke meg. Filipino accent Better half sometimes sounds like bitter half. Lol. No beef...
I can picture HH on the floor and and kids are babysitting him while HHB is at school.
I have a buddy that wants to do it. Does it have to be THP members only?!
I can picture HH on the floor and and kids are babysitting him while HHB is at school.
I have a buddy that wants to do it. Does it have to be THP members only?!
It would be hilarious to be working at one of the hospitals these guys will be rushed to.
Doctor: "What's the problem?"
Nurse: "He consumed 2 McDoubles with a half ounce of super hot chili powder.. Something like 6-8 million scoville worth."
Doctor: "Why????"
Nurse: "A dare sir"
Doctor: "We really do fail as a species don't we?"
Nurse: "Yep"
Doctor: "What's the problem?"
Nurse: "He consumed 2 McDoubles with a half ounce of super hot chili powder.. Something like 6-8 million scoville worth."
Doctor: "Why????"
Nurse: "A dare sir"
Doctor: "We really do fail as a species don't we?"
Nurse: "Yep"
Not on a McDouble... That's for sure.
LMAO KD!!!! It's cool. I was hoping it was a typo or somethin..... don't want to have to hunt you down and beat you up (btw wouldn't be terribly hard since we have your addy 
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I kid, I kid!!!!!!
More then likely he will be balled up on the kitchen floor while the 11 month old drools and climbs all over him and our almost 3 year old sits there and says "Daddy no feel good? I get you ice pack and band-aid" Those are her cures for everything. More then likely I think I will be at work. Just depends when powder gets here really.
)I kid, I kid!!!!!!
More then likely he will be balled up on the kitchen floor while the 11 month old drools and climbs all over him and our almost 3 year old sits there and says "Daddy no feel good? I get you ice pack and band-aid" Those are her cures for everything. More then likely I think I will be at work. Just depends when powder gets here really.
I should hope he waits for you to come home. It will be much better if you hand held the camera and we can hear your laughter. Also train one of the kids to do the whole walk into the room, see daddy passed out on floor and run out screaming "CALL 911! Callllll 911!!!!!"