food The Drunken Chef

JayT said:
Beautiful work TB. I think the order for your shot is Crown then Kahlua, then the Baileys drizzled slowly on top. I too am going seafood tonight. I called around to my fish mongers and procured a fresh Red Snapper.
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MY HERO!! I've been doing it assbackwards with Crown on top. A proper Duckfart in a popper or throwdown pic would increase the awesomenessess ten fold!

Cheers, TB.
 


Here ya go TB! This dude is an epic douche, the video is really cheezey, his shots are tiny, and.... you'll have to either suffer through two other layered shots with rediculous names or fast forward to the last shot. But he does make a duckfart at the end and he shows how to layer the shots with a spoon.

Layering is a bitch, but when you get it right it looks like a nice big shot of WIN!
 
Most excellent Five!! Get rid of Mr. Douche in that vid and leave the chick. Very informative. Stay tuned for tonights attempt at chaos and Duckfarts from the Blues Kitchen.

Cheers, TB.
 
I'm staying tuned :).

I'm eating my drunken chef creation lox & egg on an English muffin with spicy cream cheese (just cream cheese mixed in w/ lots of hab & pequin powder). No piccies just 'cause I'm sure you all can imagine what lox, egg, an English muffin, & spicy cream cheese look like together. Plus I'm just lazy. And hungry. And semi drunk.
 
Hey ya'll, I got down last night fine in the Blues Kitchen. I spied a half side of Alaskan Sockeye salmon and decided on salmon patties with habanero chiles and thai sweet chile sauce.

I would have posted pics earlier but before I could load them last night I tried to download the new IE 8 to my laptop and the damn 'thang crashed! Went out and got a new macbook and here I am..

I began the night by pouring an almost perfectly layered Duckfart...

Awww shit!! pics won't load...
  • TB FAIL!
 
I hope you get that thing figured out soon. I need porn!

Edit: food porn that is. Sh#t there goes another signature...
 
TB you have ULTIMATE FAILED!
Even I am drunk right now and I am WIN!
 
Help? Anybody? I use photobucket. The problem is that with the macbook I don't have a right click to copy and paste...mac users...whats the secret?
 
STOP FAILING!!!! When I see Drunken Chef at the top of the new posts with TB as the new poster, I click it to see food porn. Not FAIL! porn.


Porn FAIL!

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texas blues said:
Help? Anybody? I use photobucket. The problem is that with the macbook I don't have a right click to copy and paste...mac users...whats the secret?
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OK, Copy is Hold the apple button, and press "C"

Paste is Hold the apple button and press "v"

STOP FAILING!
 
Damn that is old school I hope he knew that lol.
 
Weeping Jesus on the Cross TB!

I've been waiting for a whole hour to see that damn duckfart, so I'm guessing either the blues kitchen finally did explode, or you've had one too many cans of FAIL!


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FiveStar said:
OK, Copy is Hold the apple button, and press "C"

Paste is Hold the apple button and press "v"

STOP FAILING!
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and relief is Hold Mac down with left hand while hitting it with hammer in Right hand. Anything else is just :banghead:
 
I don't know Mac. On PC it's Ctrl and C at same time for Copy. Ctrl and V at same time for Paste.
 
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