food The Drunken Chef

So what'd you buy for tacos?

I reckon tonight I'll be fixin' to be fixin' some salmon tacos.

Just the way I like to be liking them.

And then mouthfisting them into my pie hole with extreme prejudice.

I reckon I might even break out that bottle of Hornito's I have stashed in my music room,

Shhhhhh!
 
I bought some of those hard taco shells, some whole wheat and corn tortillas, some jalapenos, onions, tomatoes, black olives, sour cream, and am thawing out some chicken and some ground beef. I plan on doing some fajitas or burritos, along with the hard shell tacos.
 
This is from last nite but I guess I got so shammered I forgot to post

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Sorry this is some cheap azz shite. Store bought chix tenders smothered in shredded cheese. Hot sauce and bleu cheese dip with a healthy dose of JAG's apple/cherry smoked fatalii powder.
 
Y'all want some drunk taco sheeit?

Well here 'tis.

I retrieved my 1.5 liter of Hornito's from its hiding place in The Blues Plush Chamber/Music Laboratory, and along with some cold fresh hoskey I began the destruction.

Canned Alaskan salmon, minced garlic, fine diced onion, pickled chiltepin, a huge splooge of Sriracha, one egg, and rolled oats. Plenty of pics of my salmon mix all over this forum so didn't see the need for redundancy.

Here's the yum yums getting hot and bothered in Black Betty.

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I crisped up a corn tore tilla on the comal and added some sharp Tillamook. I had a head of iceberg lettuce sitting in the fridge that I bought for mrs. blues which she didn't use and well, I hate to waste stuff, so I shredded some for these taco's. Normally I consider it a sin to put lettuce on a taco of any kind but I was after all, DRUNK! I gave it another extry splooge of el rooster tambien.

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You like to be liking it too?

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I'm considering having mrs. blues get breast augmentation surgery and have one giant funbag filled with Sriracha with a nipple on it the size of a house cat.

Yum!

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I eat more fish tacos than any man seen.
 
I am glad you posted this here for several reasons. Good that you still drink once in a while, and if you had tried to being this into Everythang, I would have called foul Ain't no salmon in Tejas or Mexico!
 
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