You had at me at fire, beer and chilli. Like the boss said, kinda lost me a bit with El Cheaponasty tinned 'maters But keen to see where you're going with it. Basmati rice in the background...hmmm...?
the Rice has nothing to do with anything, although if I get even drunker then it may enter the ring.
Stop teasing me about the tinned tomatos, here in australia we have floods and fires pretty much all year round and can't grow anything. It's horrific.