food The Drunken Chef

it was burnt fat actually. And it was perfect in the middle. I-I just got too drunk to remember to take any more pics. Plus it was 2 and we were all starving so we dove in.
:(

You've seen my tritip pics before though - you know I don't mess that shiz up dude. It was bloody in the middle perfect. Don't question my cow mojo!
:D
 
Simmered up a couple 7-pepper deer snausages.

Check out my redneck bun steamer
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Put some shredded cheddar on em
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Then the snausages
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Some homemade chilli
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Topped em off with diced onions and more cheddar.
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Mmmmmmm!
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...and yes...I stood right there at the stove and devoured em.


I have also come to the conclusion that it is impossible to get drunk on Keystone Light...
 
Ok ppl just got hammered and blended a new taste sensation ( the mrs has gone to work and I'm plastered and hungry ) and I realise no photo never happened so 2morrow stay tuned coz I'm gunna make it again ,as a hint morugaaaaaaaaa powder a little harsh so going to dry sum goats instead , involes a lot of cheese , dam it why didn't I take pics oh :beer:

Light can beers r good to make a bong :rofl:
 
musky - impressive munchies right there!

More impressive - how you ate them and kept the stove top AND the plate so clean!!!!!

That's some seriously drunken juju! Or maybe the Keystone Light just kept ya extra steady?! hahahaha
 
Ok ppl just got hammered and blended a new taste sensation ( the mrs has gone to work and I'm plastered and hungry ) and I realise no photo never happened so 2morrow stay tuned coz I'm gunna make it again ,as a hint morugaaaaaaaaa powder a little harsh so going to dry sum goats instead , involes a lot of cheese , dam it why didn't I take pics oh :beer:

Light can beers r good to make a bong :rofl:

Make sure you tie the goat up real good before killing, keep the blood for matura (sortof like African Sausage) and add salt to the blood to prevent clotting and give it a good stir - my only tips.
 
Ahhhhhh hail yeah!

Drunken cheffing is soooooo much fun y'all!

First up is from a couple nights ago. I was feelin' rather lazy about cooking, 'specially since I was IN THE BAG!!!! so instead of making my youge salmon cakes I said to my bad 'sef, "Sef'!! Screw them cakes and just shake and bake and whir and stir on the salmon in Black Betty. Hash Style.

Dice half a medium onion and about 10 cloves of garlic. Sweat 'em in a little olive oil.

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Get 'yer can of cheapness salmon, open and drain well, and then dump. Hack and whack a few pickled 'peno's and toss them in too along with some kosher salt and fresh groundeded black pepper.

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Looks a little anemic. WTF? I throwed in some good HOT Bo-hunk paprika. That stuff always gives me a boner.

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Well hashed. I mean me, not the salmon.

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I slapped that mess on a freshly comal'd cornhoolio'd tore tillah and splooged it with my baja sauce. I don't recollect spraying it with more bo-hunk powdah' but it surely looks like I did indeed. And no I didn't call you Shirley.

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And here we have last eve's alcomoholic goin's on....

Did the same with onions and garlic in Black Betty as before but once sweated I added a pound of ground beef from The Blues Freezer that mrs. blues bought and FAILED to eat. As usual. Ain't had any meat since the last time I posted a meat product on here either. Anyhouse, whack some 'pickled peno's and toss 'em up in there.

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This y'all is what a proper comal'd corn tortilla looks like pre-splooge.

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Toss a little shredded scheeze on it after spooning on some of the ground brown dead animal carcass. And lime squeezin's n' pleazin's are mandatory here at The Blues Casa. All tacos and Tex-Mex get lime! ALWAYS!

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I mao'd this sheeit like the communist party chairman hissef'!

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This is Drunken Chef not Drunken Fool, fool!

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Get some!
 
Canned salmon hash eh? :think:


Yeah, I could get into that.


That delicious beef medly though, thats where its at. Brings back a beefy memory...


One drunken night long ago I cooked up a pound of ground beef with nuttin else in it. I didn't even drain the grease. I covered it with cheese to soak up the grease, and ate the whole pound with a spoon by myself..... That was a dark time and also 40lbs ago.

Now that woulda been a winning drunken chef entry.
 
One drunken night long ago I cooked up a pound of ground beef with nuttin else in it. I didn't even drain the grease. I covered it with cheese to soak up the grease, and ate the whole pound with a spoon by myself..... That was a dark time and also 40lbs ago.

Now that woulda been a winning drunken chef entry.

Well there it is then.

1. Get some ground dead animal carcass that has been untouched by hippy's.

2. And some cheeze.

3. Start drinking heavily.

4. Post that sheeit up pronto amigo.

5. Enjoy yer 'sef WINNING.
 
I don't want to be any of those thangs.

Soflo is where it's at. Check any weather map.

But all that food looks awesome!

And no hate on pickled penos. They make everything better.
 
This y'all is what a proper comal'd corn tortilla looks like pre-splooge.
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Thank you.
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Damm hippy.

Let me say TB, your skin looks healthy and smooth.
That iree bandanna is hiding your balding nicely, but god damm youre a sexy mf.

Iam drunk ok$?



Your drunkin grub is awesome TB as per usual. now I sound like Grant.... shut up Scovie. ok ah might eat this later..

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