food The Drunken Chef

[SumOfMyBits]

That Army Man is long gone. I heard JT was in a Lincoln Log eating contest when he was 9. That stuff is crazy high in fiber.

 

[Chile Juju]

I am going to give a free loofa to anyone who joins me! Starting Monday. Three day juice cleanse.

Hold up, hold up, hold up.....

Is that a free loofa sponge? Or a free loofa scrub down? That could be a deal maker......or breaker, I guess.

 

[JayT]

The scubby thing you put the body wash on/in.

 

[sicman]

is it wrong that i want my free loofa to be used?

 

[Scovie]

VERY.

 

[texas blues]

The scubby thing you put the body wash on/in.

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

 

[JayT]

What the hell is happening to my beloved Drunken Chef. Did I do this? Bad JayT, BAD.

 

[grantmichaels]

it gets a little strange during winter around here, or ?

 

[JayT]

Yes, well not that much more strange than normal I guess, but this one is just weird.

 

[texas blues]

What the hell is happening to my beloved Drunken Chef. Did I do this? Bad JayT, BAD.

I'm blaming YOU and yer stinkin' hippy kumbaya have a coke and a smile juice cleansingescxt sheeit!

And by the way, where are all the drunk posters at?

I happen to know that among the 100's of lurkers on line at any given time, I'm betting at least 10% are drunk.

Y'all and your hippy alfalfa sprout sausage lovefests are scarin' everbody off!

Stop it and get to posting something worthy of drunken adoration.

I pity the fool that posts a drunken salad!

 

[Scovie]

I resemblate that remark and such.

in other words... I just poured and I'm on it TB!

 

[texas blues]

mrs. blues is actin' single.

And I'm drinkin' double.

And she's gettin' better lookin' with every beer.

She's about to hook up her sliders here in bit.

Later I'll get the funk out on mine.

Jump back and kiss yo' sef's one time!

HAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!

 

[Scovie]

Damm bro you got all planned up.

Imonna drink like a fishy sailor til I see colors that look like a linoleum floor pattern,
then open the fridge doors, give it my dance card, shake rattle and roll,
and whatever falls out first, is dinner.

CJ is on her own, but invited. Ha!

 

[Chile Juju]

Wait...what night is it???????????

I'm not used to seeing TB AND JT here on a Friday.
God Bless National Margarita Day!!!!

BOOM!

 

[Scovie]

and Texas.

BOOM!

BOOM,

 

[JayT]

Sounds like a good time was had at the Casa de Blues last night.

 

[Scovie]

No thanks to you Jay. You're a quitter, ya bastage!

 

[JayT]

I was sleepy, and

 

[grantmichaels]

On the left - a bottle of the tainted Bolita Brown from a couple of years ago that most certainly has a significant amount of brett funk (brettanomyces) ...
On the right - a bottle i just picked up ...

I went right.

We have a Trader Joe's now, and we've been crawling their selection a lotta bit lately ...

Pretty healthy at the start ...

My precious ...

I made a rinse comprised of soy sauce w/ a dash of worcestershire, and a little bit of whipped up mayo, sriracha, jhp's chiltepin amarillo powder, and a splash of soy sauce as a dipping sauce ...

The food is just the app to the meal in the bottle folks, that's DC all day ...

Yum.

Burp.

 

[JayT]

Ok,, since I derailed this thread in the most awful way, I will bring it back (along with GM) in the best way I know how: Brutus, homemade wing sauce, and two dozen sizzling, searing, face-melting wings.

Brutus:

Wing Sauce Ingredients:

Fresh diced onion, jalapeno, garlic, habanero.
Fatalii Puree
Bhut Puree
Texas Pete Fiery Sweet Sauce
Homemade Cajun Seasoning
Sicman's SicMix.

This is the look I got when he smelled the wings come by...

So tasty and so so hot.