food The Drunken Chef

[sicman]

Screw y'all's leftovers.
 
I'ma fixin' to do me up some bang bang shrimp wraps!!
 
Con tequila.
 
Pics when I damn well feel like it.
 
I'm in a mood.
 
Talk to the hand.
 
Or the thumb ring!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Because I'm drunk as Phucket, Thailand you ding dang wingnut!

 
TB is drunk on Texas Coladas. Ranch Soda and tequila.   See the thumb ring? PROOF!
 

 

[sicman]

i just threw up a little in my mouth.

 

[salsalady]

Ditto what sicman said!!!! ^^^

 

[Scovie]

Don't be haters. That would be great to wash down a Shrimp Siracha and Peño Wrap salad.

That sheeit will wash down anythang!

 

[sicman]

   it will wash anything down,but it will also brong anything back up.

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Don't be haters. That would be great to wash down a Shrimp Siracha and Peño Wrap salad.

No, this:

 

[Scovie]

Because I'm drunk as Phucket, Thailand you ding dang wingnut!
 
Anyone know Scovie's FB page?
 
I wanna' shoot him some pics of my junk.

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Nice TB!

 

[sicman]

the soda thang was actually on our local news this morning. they mentioned the ranch,and wing which ive never heard of.  they also mentioned bacon but ive seen that done a hundred times.  i personally dont want anything to do with no mashed potato and pot roast flavored drinks!   but since tb supports them maybe i should     awesome grub tb!!

 

[salsalady]

SalsaKid agrees..
 
 
...:puke:............ to the sodas!
 
 
 
 
 
Nice Tortilla Dog, TB.....looks a little nekid though.  Did you run out of Cilantro Oil to make Guacamole? 

 

[sicman]

salsakid knows whats up

 

[Scovie]

Guacamoilé?

 

[texas blues]

I been workin' hard y'all.
 
Snortin' laundry soap and sniffin' patchoulli from a paper bag.
 
I boat motored some mierda.
 

 
Dig. 
 
Imagine Tabasco Green.
 
Now imagine if it had some heat and tasted better.
 
Thats what this is.
 

 
Camerones.
 

 
Mas camerones.
 

 
My own personal bang bang splooge.
 
Olive and canola oil mayo. Mae Ploy. Rooster. More garlic. cilantro.
 

 
Bang Bang!!!
 

 
I ate this sheeit like it was African lion cub.
 
I chairman mao'd the hell out of it!
 

 
I hate hippy's. I love hippy chicks.
 
And I love shrimp tacos!!!

 

[The Hot Pepper]

Finally, this is back on track. It was like a Twisp AA meeting at Hank's for 3 pages.

 

[sicman]

your video is private tb???       

Finally, this is back on track. It was like a Twisp AA meeting at Hank's for 3 pages.

hello,im jason and i have a drinking problem.

 

[texas blues]

Finally, this is back on track. It was like a Twisp AA meeting at Hank's for 3 pages.

 
Much obliged Dano.
 
'Member what I said a few posts back?
 
About I was drunk as Phucket, Thailand when I did up them shrimp tacos?
 
I was.
 
I am.
 
Salute'.

 

[Scovie]

Only Anonymous Alcoholics go to meetings.

I am drunk.

now wherethe hell are my flamingos. this aint my yard.

 

[salsalady]

The 'Kid-
 
 

I been workin' hard y'all.
 
Snortin' laundry soap and sniffin' patchoulli from a paper bag.
 
I boat motored some mierda.
 

 
Dig. 
 
Imagine Tabasco Green.
 
Now imagine if it had some heat and tasted better.
 
Thats what this is.
 

 
Camerones.
 

 
Mas camerones.
 

 
My own personal bang bang splooge.
 
Olive and canola oil mayo. Mae Ploy. Rooster. More garlic. cilantro.
 

 
Bang Bang!!!
 

 
I ate this sheeit like it was African lion cub.
 
I chairman mao'd the hell out of it!
 

 
I hate hippy's. I love hippy chicks.
 
And I love shrimp tacos!!!

TB's a Hippy, don't let him fool ya.  Although, with the thumb ring and leather-n-beads bracelets, I'm thinking he's a Swingin' Hippy!   

 

[texas blues]

The 'Kid-
 
 


TB's a Hippy, don't let him fool ya.  Although, with the thumb ring and leather-n-beads bracelets, I'm thinking he's a Swingin' Hippy! 

 
How bad you wanna' know?
 
The TB.

 

[JayT]

Why do I smell patchouli?