food The Drunken Chef

[The Hot Pepper]

Why do I smell patchouli?

Because TB made a pesto.

 

[salsalady]

Cilantro Pesto! 

 

[JayT]

Oh that is Tip #1!!!!

 

[texas blues]

I got somethin' here for y'all.
 
The Kah.
 
Drink from the skull of this bitch and you too will be walking.
 
Talking.
 
Crawling on your belly like a reptile.
 

 
You.
 
Meat lovers.
 
Guess what this is.
 

 
I'll tell y'all what it is.
 
Its a got dang veggie taco!
 
Onions, garlic, xalapa, roma tomato, sundried tomato, olive oil and kosher salt, and a leetle bit of schredded scheeze.
 

 
Eat this every day and you too will lose weight AND keep it off.
 
It was damn chingon!
 

 
Meat.
 
Sometimes I'd rather beat it than eat it.

 

[grantmichaels]

I applaud your healthy decision ...
 
... but you can keep the veggie wrap.

 

[texas blues]

I'll keep it then.
 
And look at it.
 
Its a straight up corn tore tillah.
 
That makes it a taco.
 
Nobody makes corn wraps.
 
Other than JayT.
 
Know what the stupid did one time?
 
Puttin' mayo on hotdogs.
 
Thats for rope smokers.

 

[grantmichaels]

I'm just kidding you, anyways ... SD won't give you a hard time for that, I'm sure =) ...

 

[sicman]

tb,,the only time i crawl on my belly is when i visit jesus malverde.

 

[texas blues]

tb,,the only time i crawl on my belly is when i visit jesus malverde.

 
I buy all my sheeit from that guy too.

 

[JayT]

I have NEVER put mayo on a hot dog.  Never.   A burger?  Yes.  BTW, nice veggie wrap Hippy.

 

[grantmichaels]

I've had mayo on a hot dog ...
 
I've had mayo from a spoon, though ...

 

[frydad4]

Looks good TB....
 
But that fajita aint got no meat in it...
 
It's like a station with no train!

 

[Scovie]

What the hael is goin on here Jenny Craig?
I must be drunk, cuz I hear eating corn wraps will lose me weight and keep it off?!?!?!

And don't try and play it like no one makes them...
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I kid. I seriously would Kung Pow my face with those TB. You make that sheeeit lookin gud!

 

[texas blues]

Heehee...
 
Jenny Craig.
 
Nailed it shut.

 

[salsalady]

Veggie tacos are kind of like a non-fat decaf sugar-free latte......also known as a "Why Bother".


And GM....mayo by the spoonful?????? EEEEEEWWWWWW!




DC pizza on deck for dinner. Literally. On Deck. Dough is getting all HappyHappy sitting on the deck railing in a bowl in the sunshine.

 

[grantmichaels]

And GM....mayo by the spoonful?????? EEEEEEWWWWWW!

 
Wait, I see what you did there!
 
I said mayo from a spoon ... just a little taste ...

 

[texas blues]

 
Wait, I see what you did there!
 
I said mayo from a spoon ... just a little taste ...

 
 
Riiiiiight.
 
Just like a little taste of.
 
Rabies.

 

[Scovie]

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[salsalady]

Riiiiiight.
 
Just like a little taste of.
 
Rabies.

or like - - -
sorta having the clap



or



kinda being pregnant.



Pizza Done and Done. Pics soon.

 

[grantmichaels]

give me a basket of fries and access to the spice cabinet and i'll kobayashi that sheeet ...