those slayed me ... i would have found the room ...
i did above ...The Hot Pepper said:
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OK FU STFU
lol YOLO!
lol YOLO!
Thanks, though - now I want a cuppa Dunkin' Donuts coffee and some glazed yeast donuts =)
Haha ... ffuuuuu ...
maybe I'll try this, lol ...
drunken deep-frying sound irresponsible beyond diet tho!
Haha ... ffuuuuu ...
The Hot Pepper said:
maybe I'll try this, lol ...
drunken deep-frying sound irresponsible beyond diet tho!
Alynne said:
You honor me well and thank you!
And with a great pic.
It represents the simplicity which I eat.
Have mercy!
Gonna make a long story long.
Came home Tuesday and water is pouring down the hallway past my condo from under the door of my neighbors apartment. Plumbers were working in her unit with the water turned off. Left, turned on the water but had the tub faucets full on.
I knew she was a pack rat, but didn't know she was a full on horder. Pulled out 10% of her stuff until 2 am. Told her she could keep her valuables at mine. She has literally 160 pairs of shoes in my living room and was on my couch for two days.
This is my first alone night. I still have the shoes, the whole thing is creeping me out but I've had most of a bottle of cab and this is my drunken easy dinner. Marinara and rice. Alone and yum!
Came home Tuesday and water is pouring down the hallway past my condo from under the door of my neighbors apartment. Plumbers were working in her unit with the water turned off. Left, turned on the water but had the tub faucets full on.
I knew she was a pack rat, but didn't know she was a full on horder. Pulled out 10% of her stuff until 2 am. Told her she could keep her valuables at mine. She has literally 160 pairs of shoes in my living room and was on my couch for two days.
This is my first alone night. I still have the shoes, the whole thing is creeping me out but I've had most of a bottle of cab and this is my drunken easy dinner. Marinara and rice. Alone and yum!
boooosh ... don't set the curtain's on fire!
:CHEERS:
:CHEERS:
Alynne said:Gonna make a long story long.
Came home Tuesday and water is pouring down the hallway past my condo from under the door of my neighbors apartment. Plumbers were working in her unit with the water turned off. Left, turned on the water but had the tub faucets full on.
I knew she was a pack rat, but didn't know she was a full on horder. Pulled out 10% of her stuff until 2 am. Told her she could keep her valuables at mine. She has literally 160 pairs of shoes in my living room and was on my couch for two days.
This is my first alone night. I still have the shoes, the whole thing is creeping me out but I've had most of a bottle of cab and this is my drunken easy dinner. Marinara and rice. Alone and yum!
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I feel your pain.
My dear sweet mrs. blues has more shoes than Imelda Marcos.
And being alone ain't always so bad.
texas blues said:
In the highest honor to the TB, this is my small attempt at reviving this sacred thread. So much fun has been had here, it has been an iconic thread since the TB started it 7 years ago. In the true spirit of the thread, here goes...
As some of you may or may not know, I started working on this damm stump in my yard. As my neighbor buddy Clay and I were sitting there pondering the meaning of life, if tree stumps have feelings, and other such nonsensical philosophies, He ran home and came back with his saw. Whoop there it is! Now we can continue burning on it! More alcohol and fire!
2 bottle of hhwiskey and hhscotch later, and 5 or six pallets later, we realized we needed food. The earlier plan for a nice chicken pesto pasta dinner was scrapped in lieu of GRILLED TUNA MELTS!!! whoop! What a mess. It was all a blur and my part in most of it was holding my drink and the camera, setting the camera down only long enough to open the bot and fling the sammiches on there and close the lid. I don't remember the tomatoes, and I don't remember putting the sammiches on those funny little weird plates, but there is photo proof so we know it happened.
Note, when softening butter in the microwave to brush on the bread, 3 minutes on High is way overkill.
Cheers to Lucky Dog Hot Sauce. The Orange Label was a hit!
Because when you're drunk, those wavy plates appear perfectly straight.Scoville DeVille said:
And perfect sauce for a tuna melt, LD's favorite sandwich! Nice!
You want a stump platter? With ketchup?